I am looking to trade my wife of 8 years (I've spent most of it on the sofa watching football/figure skating so she's hardly used) for your pinball machine. The games I am looking for are as follows: Tales of the Arabian Nights, Addams Family, Back To The Future & Phantom of the Opera I can go + or - cash depending on the condition of the games and the level of wood you have for my wife. Speaking of, she's quite a catch by all means but she's not going to be appearing on Master Chef anytime soon if you know what I'm saying. Better keep those take out menus right where they are bachelor boy. She can sure suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though so no worries.
Also have for trade for pinball machines: Kenwood subs, a overpriced toolbox, a 1979 Buick Regal and some broken arcade games I got from Bill & Jeff's Game World.