Went into my office in DC for the first time since early February. I always take advantage of the legal weed and free delivery when in town.

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I highly recommend Terpy Turtles in Washington DC. I go into my office one a month to restock. Great prices and free delivery or meet ups.

I got an oz of Bruce Banner yesterday, a sativa strain, and enjoy it. I do not like indicia strains and can tell right away if it is.

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I highly recommend Terpy Turtles in Washington DC. I go into my office one a month to restock. Great prices and free delivery or meet ups.

I got an oz of Bruce Banner yesterday, a sativa strain, and enjoy it. I do not like indicia strains and can tell right away if it is.

Stopped smoking for a few weeks so far. Mainly stopped because I work from home and don’t feel like going into my DC office and I stock up when in DC.

Lost 13 lbs without even trying because no late night snacks and I would always drink when smoking. Ended up naturally stopping the drinks each evening as a result. Always good to cleanse for a bit anyway, lungs are clear, head is clear, sleep is MUCH better and can remember my dreams again.

Side effect is I don’t play my pins as much as a result. Next time I *have* to go into the office (2 hours each way, train and metro involved), I’ll buy again. But nice to take a break.

Had to go into my DC office today, so had a delivery made.

Gorilla Glue
Mimosa
Cheez Whiz

All sativa strains. Not an indica fan unless perhaps a hybrid.

In case anyone is interested in what’s on the menu here and want to compare prices.

Edibles:

Solventless Kazooted Truffles $30 sticker comes with gift a 2-pack of solventless Hash infused KAZOOTED TRUFFLES. Each truffle has 100MG THC 4+ stickers $25 each -PB & J -S’mores -24k Caramel -Cake Frosting Duo -Lemon Cream Cookie -Captain Crunch Berries -Milk & Cookies -Cappuccino -Strawberry Milkshake -Fruity Pebbles -Strawberry Cheesecake

Gummy paw 85mg $10 sticker comes one gummy paw $180 sticker comes with 20 gummy paws

Nerd-Rope 200MG $20 sticker comes with gift one Nerd-Rope $180 sticker comes with gift 10 Nerd-Rope

Cartridges: Palm C-cell Battery for cartridges- $20

Raw Earth Extracts Half Gram Live Resin Sauce cartridge $60 sticker comes with gift 1/2 gram cartridge $200 sticker comes with gift 4 1/2 gram cartridges -Mochilato -Runtz

Elite Med: $60 sticker comes with 1 Gram cartridge 5+ stickers $55 each 10+ stickers $50 each 40+ stickers $40 each

Indica- ZkittleZ, Black Lime, Tahoe OG, GrandDaddy Purple, Sunset Sherbet, Orange Cookies

Sativa- Tangie, XJ13, Super Sour Diesel, TrainWreck, Pineapple Express, Lemon Skunk

Hybrid- Grapefruit Romulan, Headband, Mimosa, Goji OG

Pre-Rolls: Turtle Cannon (2 Grams exotics rolled into a backwood or joint paper) $40 sticker comes with gift 1 Turtle Cannon Papers 12+ stickers $35 each -Apple Fritter x Zkittlez -Lemon Fuel OG x Zkittlez -Lucky x Bugsy (Mobties)

Flowers: $80 sticker with gift 1/4 $150 sticker with gift 1/2 $280 sticker with gift Ounce $520 sticker with gift 2 Ounce -Fruit Helmet -Strawberry Glue

$100 sticker comes with gift 1/4 $180 sticker with gift 1/2 $320 sticker with gift Ounce $600 sticker with gift 2 Ounces -Sherb Cake -Purple Punch -Dosidos -Mimosa -Pie Hoe

Exotics: $60 sticker comes with free 1/8 $120 sticker comes with free 1/4 $240 sticker comes with free 1/2 $480 sticker comes with free ounce $850 sticker comes with free 2 ounces -Face Mintz by Backpackboyz -Jet Blu by Flowerchildfarms/ Backpackboyz -Push Pop by NPKali / Esperanza Gardens -Gelato 41 by Esperanza Gardens -Zerbert by Backpackboyz -Lemon Cherry Gelato by Backpackboyz -Tiramisu by Backpackboyz -Bumpy by Backpackboyz -Gotti by Backpackboyz -Caramel Apple by Backpackboyz -Merzcato by Backpackboyz -Peanutbutter Cream by Backpackboyz -Guava Nectar by Backpackboyz

Concentrates : Sugar Diamonds $60 sticker comes with gift 1 Gram $100 sticker comes with gift 2 Grams 4+ stickers $45 each 10+ stickers $40 each -Sunset Sherbet -Zkittlez

Shatter min slabs $120 sticker comes with gift 3.5 Gram mini Slab $300 sticker comes with gift three 3.5 Gram Mini Slabs -Skywalker OG -Dosidos -Gorilla Glue

Dab mat- $12 Timers- $10 Hoodies- $40

We will be available Monday-Friday 12pm-8pm Saturday-Sunday limited availability

$150 order minimum per delivery/meet up **it’s advised to place orders 12-24hrs in advance for optimal scheduling

That’s how it works in DC to be in compliant with the law. You are buying a decal/sticker and getting a free gift of the cannabis product and quantity.

This is just a menu from one dispensary. First time I used them because this was a last minute trip to the office and I couldn’t meet my normal people.

Also I had free delivery to my office. So that saved me lots of time and Metro fare.

I lost 14 lbs in 10 days.

How?

I ran outta weed and won't go into my DC office to buy more weed because of the Coronavirus.