I don’t think you understand his rules. He has to offer the game he wants to trade, if he wants to trade with you at all. You can’t just pick any game in his collection and demand he bring it to you.

I know you’re not serious with all of this, but why not just let the OP have some fun. Why does everyone have to shit on people if they don’t like the game. Just don’t participate. OP sound like a fun idea, good luck.