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Big Hair


By docscott

5 years ago


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    #1 5 years ago

    So I had my son down in the man cave the other night. He's not that much into pins, preferring X-box, but this was one of those rare nights when he was willing to spend a few minutes with me while I played. We were at the TOM. "Dad," he said, "that girl there, on the box, she sure has big..." he fell silent and looked down.

    "Big...?" I asked.

    "Big hair," he responded, then looked down.

    I went to CC next. "Those girls there have big hair, too," he said. I looked at the pictures of the saloon girls, in their low cut outfits, and suddenly it hit me. "How many big hairs do they each have?" I asked.

    He looked down and smiled slyly. "They each have two big hairs, Dad." I smiled, starting to understand.

    To test my theory, I walked over to the CFTBL. "Does this girl have big hair, son?" He smiled this time, meeting my eyes. "That girl has two really big hairs, Dad," he responded with a twinkle in his eye.

    "Maybe," he said after a moment of thought, "I like pinball more than I thought."

    He's ten years old.

    I guess marketing works.

    #2 5 years ago

    Hah, awesome. I'm gonna tell my wife I like her two big hairs.

    #3 5 years ago

    Get him hooked on it right away!!!

    #4 5 years ago

    I predict a NSFW tag coming soon.

    #5 5 years ago

    Mmmmmmm, hair pie...

    #6 5 years ago

    LOL thats awesome i am sure my nephews love scared stiff

    #7 5 years ago

    I love it when women rub their hair in my face.

    #8 5 years ago

    My brother asked about placing one of my pins in his doctors office but when he came over to look at them they all had women with big hair. I told him he specialized in the wrong field of medicine.

    #9 5 years ago

    Nothing sexier than "big hair" or as we say in the north east, "porn hair" on a woman.

    #10 5 years ago
    Quoted from CrazyFliprFingrs:

    Mmmmmmm, hair pie...

    This thread is cracking me up!!! I bought my wife big hair, well bigger hair. I'm going up to say good morning and get a handful of hair.

    #11 5 years ago
    Quoted from docscott:

    He's ten years old.

    Haha, you've got a smart kid, that's for sure

    #12 5 years ago

    this has been my favorite thread to start. See, we have to find the humor in our hobby.

    #13 5 years ago

    You might want to buy a Whoa Nellie pin. Cool story thanks for sharing.

    #14 5 years ago
    Quoted from badbilly27:

    You might want to buy a Whoa Nellie pin. Cool story thanks for sharing.

    had to look that up. I think I'll wait until he turns sixteen for that.

    #15 5 years ago

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    Kid's say the darndest things.

    As a father, I'd take that as a ray of hope.

    #16 5 years ago
    Quoted from rplante:

    Kid's say the darndest things.

    My 5yo daughter said to me recently: 'dad, I know why there's glass on top of the pinball'... 'oh yeah, why?' I ask her... 'because if it was wood you wouldn't be able to see the ball' she says...

    And after all these years of playing pinball, I never realised that why they have glass over the playfield... it's amazing what kids can teach you!!

    #17 5 years ago

    My cows have 4 hairs....

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    #18 5 years ago

    Great Story! Thanks, Doc.

    #19 5 years ago

    my pleasure. pinball is fun!

    #20 5 years ago

    Mmmmmmm, hair pie...

    You gotta love a good Revenge of the Nerds reference

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    #21 5 years ago
    Quoted from GoneFishinLvMsg:

    I predict a NSFW tag coming soon.

    What is that again?

    #22 5 years ago

    that mean- Not Safe For Work

    #23 5 years ago

    I so happy, now I have a place to put my hand.

    #24 5 years ago

    Thanks for sharing,gotta love it.
    So if you get to touch big hair,I believe in junior high school that would be getting to second base?

    #25 5 years ago
    Quoted from cowman57:

    My cows have 4 hairs....

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    That's what I need, some cows! I could have a MM in no time! Udderly awesome idea. After all, everybody knows California cows are happy. I have .97 acre.

    #26 5 years ago

    Recently I'm in Vegas with my boy, of nine at that time.

    We're walking between hotels with his mom. He bends down and picks up one of the discarded cards with a picture of a half naked girl on it.

    He asks his mom why the naked girl is on the card. "Some guys are perverts and they like to look at things like that," she responds tersely.

    He falls silent, and is silent the rest of the day. Finally, as he's going to bed Mom asks why he's been quiet all day.

    He hesitates, then asks; "Mom, would you still love me if I'm a pervert?"

    #27 5 years ago
    Quoted from docscott:

    He falls silent, and is silent the rest of the day. Finally, as he's going to bed Mom asks why he's been quiet all day.

    He hesitates, then asks; "Mom, would you still love me if I'm a pervert?"

    Excellent, sounds like a scene suitable for Happiness (Todd Solendz)

    #28 5 years ago
    Quoted from futurepinhead:

    You gotta love a good Revenge of the Nerds reference

    Ha my favorite movie of all time. "I feel nussin"

    #29 5 years ago
    Quoted from docscott:

    Recently I'm in Vegas with my boy, of nine at that time.
    We're walking between hotels with his mom. He bends down and picks up one of the discarded cards with a picture of a half naked girl on it.
    He asks his mom why the naked girl is on the card. "Some guys are perverts and they like to look at things like that," she responds tersely.
    He falls silent, and is silent the rest of the day. Finally, as he's going to bed Mom asks why he's been quiet all day.
    He hesitates, then asks; "Mom, would you still love me if I'm a pervert?"

    hahahah thats hilarious!

    #30 5 years ago

    I'll remember that one forever and remind him of it the day he gets married.

    #31 5 years ago

    Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree....

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