Well at least you are keeping an open mind.

This is a great idea! I can think of a few people I could hit repeatedly with a pinball. I don't think I would even need any rules or modes, just make every shot hit them in the face. You could change out the toys/faces based on your personal leanings and/or who is in office a the time. Do you have to get a license for audio quotes from public figures? I think they fall under different rules for licensing.

This is a great idea. I would love to see a complete blackout mode where there are no lights on the PF, and the game makes no sound and scores no points when targets or switches are hit. Your flippers are the only thing that appears to work (even the pop bumpers seem to be dead) until the mode is over at which point you are awarded all the points you earned during the mode.

I would say somewhere between 30% to 40% of the churches in the USA have the kind of budget that would allow them to buy a pinball game for their youth area. Most larger churches would love a game like this. The church I attend has pool table, fooseball, video games etc... Their idea is to make church an enjoyable place to hang out which keeps the kids off the street.