Sequim, WA
Sometimes I get worried by how much me and flank seem to have in common.
As for *epic* pins, I'm not voting till houseofpin gets his own p-roc title. I want to see him, or reasonable facsimile, on the prow of a boat surrounded by teenage hookers and investment bankers, with his checkered golf pants down around his ankles, comically massive cock flopping around in the wind as an animated backglass feature, sporting a captain's hat, smoking a cigar, a southern comfort in one hand and a giant cell phone from 1989 in the other.
It'd be called "My Life" and along the bottom would be the subtitle "...ain't nothing wrong with that... in my opinion..."
That epicness shits on your normal everyday average epic for ever and ever. It'd cost $5000, sharply increase in resale, and then plummet in value as the market resets itself since pinball machines are not investments and should depreciate like other toys.
