(Topic ID: 139687)

Best pinball insults ?

By drinkduffbeers

4 years ago

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  • Latest reply 3 years ago by Blitzburgh99
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#51 4 years ago

"I will gut you for your insolence!" - ST

#52 4 years ago

"Punk ass Bi#$ch" DM Tilt profanity roms

#53 4 years ago

"Are you Drunk"? Stern ST

#54 4 years ago

Waitress in BBB "that didn't last long".

#55 4 years ago

"Great shot!" - Tales Of The Arabian Nights. The problem is it often wasn't a good shot at all.

#56 4 years ago

You have no authority!!!
You have a bad attitude!!!

#57 4 years ago

"Use the fire button next time stupid" ACDC

#58 4 years ago

My terminator 3 says you screwed it up when you tilt it

#59 4 years ago

MM: "You cannot hit the broad side of a castle!"

SM: "Play Better!" and my personal favorite "Horrible pinball player terrorizes arcade!"

#60 4 years ago

"Play Better!"

Lifted from no fear, also taken "second place is the first loser.

#61 4 years ago


#62 4 years ago
Quoted from mwong168:

Congo has Tim Currie say in a really bad accent when you drain via outlanes:
"How disappointing"

tim curry is on congo too. sheez. he's the only thing that detracts from the shadow being totally f'n awesome

#63 4 years ago

Pinball machine starts a -Ball Search- while playing.

#64 4 years ago

I just got a No Fear, and im curious, does skull say "Hey Fucko"? Or is it "Hey Bucko"?

#65 4 years ago

"use the flippers, use the flippers" after draining out of the battlefield quicky

#66 4 years ago

My wife telling me to turn down ACDC so she can watch Rizzoli & Isles. :'(

#67 4 years ago
Quoted from LTG:

Your mother is right. You should be out playing with your walkie talkie.
LTG : )

3 months later
#69 3 years ago

"Ughhhh... Pull your skirt down, your balls are showing." >>not real

#70 3 years ago

Bally Eight Ball Deluxe when you tilt it:

"Too bad... you scratched." (sarcastically)

#71 3 years ago

Hit the electric chair and Gomez says, "It has to warm up... so it can KILL YOU!" ...

#72 3 years ago

"Tonights terror tale concerns a man who has three balls" TFTC
"You must be choking" TFTC

Iron Man and Star Trek both have some great insults as well.

#73 3 years ago

Austin Powers = "Dr. Evil", You shot me you a-hole !

#74 3 years ago

Just wait until Rob Zombie comes out. The new king of the Pinball insult!

#75 3 years ago

"You are a frivolous fool!" (TOTAN)

#76 3 years ago
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

Hit the electric chair and Gomez says, "It has to warm up... so it can KILL YOU!" ...

Actually I think that happens after you play multiball once or twice.

4 months later
#77 3 years ago

"I don't like that."

#78 3 years ago

"The flippers! Use the flippers!" on Shadow.

#79 3 years ago
Quoted from MikeS:

Just wait until Rob Zombie comes out. The new king of the Pinball insult!

"That's not what your mama said last night!"

#80 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinhead87:

I just got a No Fear, and im curious, does skull say "Hey Fucko"? Or is it "Hey Bucko"?

Pretty sure it's Bucko.

#82 3 years ago

Star Trek 25th Anniversary:

"Are you daft man?!"
"Hit something!"
"What are you waiting for?!"

#83 3 years ago


"shoot the ball you omeba"

#84 3 years ago

Have not seen it mentioned yet. TS

"The flippers... Use the flippers"

#85 3 years ago

Geez where do i start with Sopranos

#86 3 years ago

NGG - Hit anything and this must be embarrassing for you!
I never realized AC/DC and NF both say 2nd place is the first loser and Play Better. NF also says Hey it's only pinball on a tilt.

#87 3 years ago

Hulk can't keep ball on playfield either
Loki has some good ones too..


You're done- JJJ Spider man

#88 3 years ago

On Metallica James says "you're tragic" sometimes when the ball drains down an outlane.

#89 3 years ago

"Clint Eastwood" saying "What kinda cow-pie shot was *that*?!" on Cue Ball Wizard. Acutally, in that same game the stupid "you shoorre need that ramp shot" can sound like a taunt when you miss it...

Davros' laughter is appropriately, cheekily sinister when you drain in Dr. Who, especially when choking a multiball.

#90 3 years ago

Youuuu suck!

#91 3 years ago

Not really an insult call out per se but the various echo'd screams on xmen for side drains are pretty cool.

#92 3 years ago

A hidden (unused) callout in SM - "Your game is flatter than the copy girl!"

(Really; load the ROM in Pinball Browser to hear it.)

#93 3 years ago

Drac on Monster Bash:

"A is for aim ... the ball, that is"

#94 3 years ago

It has been years since I owned a CV, but I am still regularly found quoting the ringmaster " I'm the master, you're a disaster!"

#95 3 years ago

Post something that people on Pinside disagree with. Then you will see some of the best insults.

#96 3 years ago

"Are you Drunk?" - RFM
"Whats with the juggling" - RFM

#97 3 years ago

Q has a few good ones in STTNG: "Lose something", "Ah, and you were doing so well" said sarcastically and "Someday you'll learn to play pinball."

#98 3 years ago

Steve Ritchie's sadistic laughter when you loose the ball in ACDC. It's the best because he doesn't even need to say words to make you feel like sh*t.

#99 3 years ago

DE Simpsons has a few good ones:

"Don't you know how to use flippers?"
"You-u-u-u tilted!"
"Smithers, fire that man."

#100 3 years ago

"It's true, this man has no dick!"

Ghostbusters. I loved that line in the movie and I was just waiting for it to show up in the game.

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