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Best pinball insults ?


By drinkduffbeers

4 years ago



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#1 4 years ago

STTNG

Just had Q say "some day you will learn how to play pinball"

I just love it when my pinball machine insults me. Bring it on

#2 4 years ago

"F*%$ you Aw$$hole"

#3 4 years ago

"Ahh.... That went well" - sarcastic quote from Iron Man

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#4 4 years ago

I love it when TOM say's "here is another ball" to my buddy that lost a testicle.

#5 4 years ago

Lots of good ones

"Hey you, with the face!"
"Miserable Earthling!"
"You suck!"
"What the F*** was that?"

#6 4 years ago

"You missed EVERYthing!"
"NOW YOU DI-DI-DI-DIIIIE!"

#7 4 years ago

Centaur has a few good ones:

Bad move, human.
Slow, aren't you?
No class, human (when you tilt).

Black Knight:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaa (when you outlane drain)

WOZ:

My monkey plays better than you.

#8 4 years ago

"Your mother has a smooth forehead." - Klingon on ST

#9 4 years ago

FYG:
"Your doing good!"
"Swing and a miss!"

ACDC:
"Play Better!"

#10 4 years ago

"I'm Howard Hurtz, who the f&#% are you?" - Medieval Madness

#11 4 years ago

Congo has Tim Currie say in a really bad accent when you drain via outlanes:

"How disappointing"

#12 4 years ago

Champion Pub has tons of them.

#13 4 years ago

"I haven't got time to train apprentices" when you haven't hit a switch for ages on Dirty Harry.... Has to be the funniest quote ever

#14 4 years ago

A few more from Indianpolis 500

"That's right Paul he may not even know that upper flipper is there."
"Only the very top drivers get that forth lock."

#15 4 years ago

"Stupid Failure"

#16 4 years ago

I feel like a blundering novice-Dracula

#17 4 years ago

CV "awww your grandmother drives a dump truck"

#18 4 years ago

"This isn't going to be your day!!" (Tee'd Off)

#19 4 years ago

your up Biff

#20 4 years ago

Sopranos, [He had a bad case of F.CK FACE ITIS]

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#21 4 years ago

I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:

"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."

#22 4 years ago

"They can't seem to catch control of the ball" in World Cup Soccer

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#23 4 years ago
Quoted from mwong168:

I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:
"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."

Hole in one!.... OOPS! Wrong hole!

#24 4 years ago

AC/DC oooh you blew it

#25 4 years ago

Creech - FOCUS

Monster Bash (With Lyman's Lament running) - That was the ugliest drain I've ever seen

Farfalla - That's not only bad luck

#26 4 years ago

"Are you drunk?" -ST

#27 4 years ago

NBAFB's "OH, That had to hurt!"

#28 4 years ago

WNBJM - you are about as sharp as a pinball!

#29 4 years ago

Doesn't Rudy say...
"You big sausage "

#30 4 years ago

TZ: "HA ha ha ha" when you fail the powerfield.

#31 4 years ago

"Granny Ringmaster plays better than you" - Cirqus Voltaire

"Wow, that didn't last long" - Big Bang Bar - Female voice for a quick drain.

"You're wasting your life playing pinball" - My mother

#32 4 years ago

I love in TSPP
If you leave the coin door open too long Homer says. "So many switches...so few brain cells!"

#33 4 years ago

Millionaire: After the ball drains...."Get a job!"

#34 4 years ago
Quoted from Mr68:

"You're wasting your life playing pinball" - My mother

Your mother is right. You should be out playing with your walkie talkie.

LTG : )

#35 4 years ago

In High Roller Casino a
sexy female voice speaks
after failing at roulette...
"that's the wrong hole"
Thought I heard it wrong
so I had to start a new game
and try to lose at roulette again.
It's a random rotation so
you have to try to lose a lot.

#36 4 years ago
Quoted from mwong168:

I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:
"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."

Nope, the most insults crown Definintly belongs to TWD with clelands pinball browser code. Every second call out is an insult

#37 4 years ago

GOT playfield.

#38 4 years ago

Dirty Harry "Some punk just stole my car"

Miss the shot/time is up

"Guess Im walking home..."

#39 4 years ago

STTNG: "You have no honor." after tilting

#40 4 years ago
Quoted from mwong168:

Congo has Tim Currie say in a really bad accent when you drain via outlanes:
"How disappointing"

Sadly, I can only imagine that in Frankenfurter's voice.

#41 4 years ago

My personal fav is when somebody is playing BSD, and they fail to hit the Mist Ball to start multiball, I simply say, "You Mist". Makes me laugh every time.

#42 4 years ago

"Fall asleep at the wheel"?

#43 4 years ago

Freddy trash talks/harasses the player rather often. "I'll break your fingers next time" is one of my favorites. In MET, Lars says something to the effect of "I'm not a great player, but you pretty much suck."

#44 4 years ago
Quoted from TomGWI:

ACDC:
"Play Better!"

I second this, that callout just kills me.

#45 4 years ago

Pinball magic after you drain quickly a guy with an asian accent says "how to be #1 when always lose ball" Makes me laugh everytime.

#46 4 years ago

ACDC.. "second place is the first loser"

#47 4 years ago

"Ya wiener " wh20

"What kind of cow pie shot was that" cue ball wizard

#48 4 years ago

How about after tilting on TAF Gomez says ...."your a funny guy" love that one !

#49 4 years ago

"You are done Mortal" - Sorcerer

#50 4 years ago

"Worst ball ever!!!" comic book guy on Tspp...

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