Just had Q say "some day you will learn how to play pinball"
I just love it when my pinball machine insults me. Bring it on
Lots of good ones
"Hey you, with the face!"
"Miserable Earthling!"
"You suck!"
"What the F*** was that?"
"I haven't got time to train apprentices" when you haven't hit a switch for ages on Dirty Harry.... Has to be the funniest quote ever
A few more from Indianpolis 500
"That's right Paul he may not even know that upper flipper is there."
"Only the very top drivers get that forth lock."
I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:
"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."
Quoted from mwong168:I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:
"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."
Hole in one!.... OOPS! Wrong hole!
Creech - FOCUS
Monster Bash (With Lyman's Lament running) - That was the ugliest drain I've ever seen
Farfalla - That's not only bad luck
"Granny Ringmaster plays better than you" - Cirqus Voltaire
"Wow, that didn't last long" - Big Bang Bar - Female voice for a quick drain.
"You're wasting your life playing pinball" - My mother
Quoted from Mr68:"You're wasting your life playing pinball" - My mother
Your mother is right. You should be out playing with your walkie talkie.
LTG : )
In High Roller Casino a
sexy female voice speaks
after failing at roulette...
"that's the wrong hole"
Thought I heard it wrong
so I had to start a new game
and try to lose at roulette again.
It's a random rotation so
you have to try to lose a lot.
Quoted from mwong168:I think No Good Gophers probably has the most insults:
"Say goodbye to yours balls."
"Ah ah sucker."
"Bud can shoot better than that."
"The only good golfer is the dead golfer."
"Go pound some sand."
"Im gonna call you jerky."
"Im gonna call you loser."
"I m gonna call you hacker."
"Your are dumber than bud."
"This must be embarassing for you."
"If balls were made to fly they'd have wings."
"Instead of a gulf cart you need a canoe."
"You're in the wrong game idiot."
"You couldn't hit bud's butt."
"You must have sand in your shorts."
Nope, the most insults crown Definintly belongs to TWD with clelands pinball browser code. Every second call out is an insult
Quoted from mwong168:Congo has Tim Currie say in a really bad accent when you drain via outlanes:
"How disappointing"
Sadly, I can only imagine that in Frankenfurter's voice.
Pinball magic after you drain quickly a guy with an asian accent says "how to be #1 when always lose ball" Makes me laugh everytime.
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