"I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!"
"I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans!"
"Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."
"It stinks like sex in here."
"Mother of God."
"See there you have it, you're doing it all wrong. You got to open your throat, relax the jaw." "Don't forget to cup the balls. And you're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you've got there. See this guy's got these big ol' powerful lips. Am I right, Thorn?" "So much of my authority is derived from the power right here."