"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Your "best"?! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face."
"I took the liberty of bullshitting you."
"Lorraine, my density has brought me to you."
"What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education."