South St Paul, MN
"Get three coffins ready."
"My mistake. Four coffins."
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Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Irwin: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Irwin: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
Guess the movie.
Boskoop
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
Liam Neeson, Taken
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That the bad guy." So...what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide--how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Betta get outta his way!
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
What so special about the cheese makers?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Umm this bread pudding is extra runny tonight!
Dad: “Fra-gee-lay” …it must be Italian!
Mom: I think that says “fragile”, honey.
Dad: Oh, yeah.
Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.
" Yes sir, that's New Deal Used Cars!
Now wait just a God damn minute, what the Hell is this?
Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for $24,000? ... That's too fucking high!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
"Let's get this straight. You do robberies to support a drug habit. I do drugs to support a robbery habit."
"Song's over, Baby, but you still have to face the music."
"Let's see ... Lumbergh F****d her ..."
And who can name the movie this quote comes from?
" Madness! it's the only word to describe it. This isn't the state of California, this is a state of insanity."
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Airplane - "Get a hold of yourself".
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."
"Don't get high on your own supply" - Scarface
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Airplane - "Get a hold of yourself".
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I do like that one but for some reason this one has always struck my funny"
Villejuif
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over".
2 months later
Harry Sherwood: "Will you listen too me?!? That meteor's five miles wide and it's defiantly going to hit us!!! ... it'll make a hole as big as the Atlantic if we don't stop it!""
Paul Bradley: "Shit! .. five miles?"
Gilligan's Island
Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.
T-1000 impersonating Janelle: Wolfie's fine, honey, Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.
Quoted from AJB4:"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." - Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
I recall Jake Blues saying that line after their set ends at Bob's Country Bunker.
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