Ray Twp., MI
50 bucks says the smails kid picks his nose.
(Topic ID: 197988)
Quoted from crlush:50 bucks says the smails kid picks his nose.
Another 50 says he eats it.
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
"If a guy's close to you, you can't slight 'im. You can't slight that guy. A real grievance can be resolved; differences can be resolved. But an imaginary hurt, a slight - that motherf#!ker gonna hate you 'til the day he dies."
"Never let a stranger in your cab, in your house or in your heart... unless he is a friend of labor."
"He wants to know what you're scared of..." "Tell him it's none of his f#!#ing business."
"Someday, your gonna be president of the United States..." "...F#!k that. Someday, I'm gonna be president of the Teamsters."
-Hoffa, Jack Nicholson
"Oh, this is the worst hat I ever saw! What? You buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup huh?
.... Oh! Looks good on you though!" 
Caddy Shack
"Thank you very little."
Caddyshack
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!"
Dumb & Dumber
Quoted from robertmee:One of the greatest lines of all time "I don't think that word means what you think it means" and "Inconceivable!"
I saw that movie back long ago as a kid and still love it. My sister and I wore that VHS tap out.
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line" .... *blarg* rolls over dead.
"I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!"
"I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans!"
"Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."
"It stinks like sex in here."
"Mother of God."
"See there you have it, you're doing it all wrong. You got to open your throat, relax the jaw." "Don't forget to cup the balls. And you're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you've got there. See this guy's got these big ol' powerful lips. Am I right, Thorn?" "So much of my authority is derived from the power right here."
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
This is a historical report, not a babe report.
Those are some historical babes.
Put them in the Iron Maiden.
EXCELLENT!
And execute them.
BOGUS.
So many more in that movie.
"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Your "best"?! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face."
"I took the liberty of bullshitting you."
"Lorraine, my density has brought me to you."
"What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education."
You know what, Napoleon........you can leave!
I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody, cause I'm a trappin' man.
It's not a tumor.
Baby Ruth?!
Quoted from joemagiera:Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
This is a historical report, not a babe report.
Those are some historical babes.
Put them in the Iron Maiden.
EXCELLENT!
And execute them.
BOGUS.
So many more in that movie.
If your us from the future, what number are we thinking of?
It is tomorrow, you have to dial one number higher.
Tummler: Know what I'm doing tomorrow?
Solomon: What?
Tummler: Going to an insane asylum.
Solomon: Insane asylum?
Tummler: Gonna get me a raving beauty.
"Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy."
"Every warrior hopes a good death will find him. But Tristan couldn't wait, he went looking for his."
This is a bit obscure, not from a big name movie. But still one of my favorites. Heck any quote by Christopher Walken is bound to be awesome. See if you know the movie.
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: My grandfather was caught molesting a wallaby in a private zoo in 1919.
Psychiatrist: A wallaby?
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: It may have been a kangaroo. I'm not sure.
Psychiatrist: You mean sexually?
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: I suppose so. He had his hand in its pouch.
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