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Best Machine Quotes

By dendoc

8 years ago

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#1 8 years ago

DRJ

dendoc

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Burleigh Waters

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I was just playing MB, and heard Bride of Fankenstein say "I've heard you have a big organ".
Funny how it shares quotes with BSD as well.

What are your favourite machine quotes?

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#2 8 years ago

DAV

dphelps

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10y 50,900 248 11 20

"Your mother has a smooth forehead." During Klingon battle level II, Stern Star Trek

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#3 8 years ago

???

plinde1

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Jackson Twp., OH

10y 33,400 85 17 27

"The myth of the killer ape is true!" Congo after losing on the gorilla battle.

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#4 8 years ago

MAB

DeathHimself

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Staten Island, NY

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Scared Stiff "He always wanted a little head" & "I'm having multiple jackpots"

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#5 8 years ago

MKY

Pdxmonkey

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He had a bad case of fuckfaceitis

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#6 8 years ago

TIM

TenaciousT

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Highland Charter Township, MI

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Baywatch - When you go out of diagnostics D Hoff. says " You did all you could ".

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#7 8 years ago

DRJ

dendoc

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Burleigh Waters

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Quoted from Pdxmonkey:
He had a bad case of fuckfaceitis

What machine is that off?

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#8 8 years ago

HIT

Multiball1

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OP
Quoted from dendoc:
What machine is that off?

Sopranos

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#9 8 years ago

HIT

Multiball1

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Nassau County, NY

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"Second place is the first loser"
- No Fear (Steve Ritchie as the voice of the skull)

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#10 8 years ago

JC

DirtyDeeds

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Gilligan's Island - 'Nice coconuts.'

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#11 8 years ago

DAD

playernumber4

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10y 65,550 2,436 5

Family Guy when Peter says "an extra ball is fun to play with". But this game has a lot of great audio clips in it.

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#12 8 years ago

DOM

Dommer

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10y 27,400 532 3 8

Funhouse - "Relax! It's only pinball!"

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#13 8 years ago

JC

DirtyDeeds

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Quoted from dphelps:
"Your mother has a smooth forehead." During Klingon battle level II, Stern Star Trek

How rude.

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#14 8 years ago

DAB

Pinfidel

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8y 78,300 3,576 8 48 1

Kyle of South Park after goin down the drain lane...."Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here!"

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#15 8 years ago

DRJ

dendoc

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Burleigh Waters

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Quoted from playernumber4:
Family Guy when Peter says "an extra ball is fun to play with". But this game has a lot of great audio clips in it.

I agree, just need to resist the ball plunge after pressing the start button- often those quotes are the best.

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#16 8 years ago

LIN

Linolium

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10y 66,350 923 5

Scared Stiff "I'm having multiple jackpots"
NGG Buzz "Hole in one! Whoops, wrong hole!"
Swords of Fury "Lionman!"
BBB's pole dancer lines

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#17 8 years ago

ACE

Pinball_Freak

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Met prem: snake "well at least there not shooting you in the face"
TZ : "it's only pinball" " don't touch the door"

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#18 8 years ago

JC

DirtyDeeds

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10y 67,050 940 8 117

Head for the hole! Mousin Around

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#19 8 years ago

RV

RandyV

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10y 55,050 333 19

FGY - "You SUCK!"
FGY - "Damn! Damn! Damn!"

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#20 8 years ago

MAT

Switch

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"The flipper is mightier than the sword" - IJ4
"Respect my authority!" - South Park

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#21 8 years ago

SES

u2sean

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HS2: "Roger, Dispatch". I swear they're saying "Roger, Douchebag" every damn time.

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#22 8 years ago

DAM

Monarca1091

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Had a good women once , and then "she found me " ....Pirates of the Caribbean

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#23 8 years ago

DAB

Pinfidel

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SP has some hilarious call outs. During Kyle or Cartman mode, if you drain the ball they'll say, Pinball Sux. LOL

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#24 8 years ago

JOE

charliex

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AC/DC " you suck "

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#25 8 years ago

KAM

kvan99

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10y 97,050 5,714 10

"Close enough" Demo man

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#26 8 years ago

JNS

wellarmed

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9y 53,900 952 51

CC : 'I am getting all wet '

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#27 8 years ago

DXV

chadderack

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MB: You're not that fast for a youngster.
My hand is inches from your neck!

pretty much anything the Mummy says. Same with Igor.

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#28 8 years ago

JSG

Thor-NL

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9y 94,150 2,178 8

Cyclone "Hey, you with the face!"

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#29 8 years ago

DXV

chadderack

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OP
Quoted from dendoc:
Funny how it shares quotes with BSD as well.

I never drink... wine. Ok, bye!

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#30 8 years ago

RIC

RoadRunner

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8y 32,900 191 4

GnR start up: "Of All the Bands in the World , this is definitely one of them"

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#31 8 years ago

???

soren

11y 72,800 1,324 3

Quoted from Dommer:
Funhouse - "Relax! It's only pinball!"

That is a misquote, isn't it.

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#32 8 years ago

HAY

Peppers

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9y 40,650 326 2 11

FGY "more than one player? , well alright" done in Quagmire's voice

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#33 8 years ago

DCK

burningman

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Revenge from mars..."I want the stinky cigars" when the aleins are taking stuff from the white house

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#34 8 years ago

QRK

fattdirk

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Sopranos "get the TRUCK outta here

Demo Man profanity roms - "You really licked his ass"

1 week later

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#35 8 years ago

BDB

BigDaddyBanjo

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Stern ST tilt "You Dare to Shake the Klingon Empire?!?"

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#36 8 years ago

TOM

Tom_in_NoVA

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IMO, Scared Stiff has the best collection of "campy" call outs.

A few:

"This thing's huge"--Boney Beast Ramp (1st time)
"and ribbed"--Boney Beast Ramp (2nd time)
"Another notch in my bedpost"--(Special Award)

And the others listed above

Quoted from DeathHimself:
Scared Stiff "He always wanted a little head" & "I'm having multiple jackpots"

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#37 8 years ago

ACK

adaman25

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CC "lock is lit, and so am I" in a slurred voice.

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#38 8 years ago

DAD

Pinmeister

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"You hit my ass!"

Only heard this one time on MB when in Drac mode a missed Drac shot rolled back down the ramp and scored a Drac hit from behind.

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#39 8 years ago

NEW

newtoit

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8y 69,350 1,320 11 22

Give me your money! BK2K

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#40 8 years ago

JCW

LOTR_breath

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LOTR, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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#41 8 years ago

EDB

Fast-Ed

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9y 49,400 1,481

Sorcerer you are done mortal!

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#42 8 years ago

DXV

chadderack

Inactive member

8y 104K 2,781 14 43

MB: No, I will NOT go back to your doghouse with you!

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#43 8 years ago

DEB

Dbaum88

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10y 89,550 1,264 8 73

Old, Jewish Mummy: "in my day, we didn't have jackpots."
Classic.

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#44 8 years ago

AAA

Pinballgeek

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9y 78,650 2,224

Taf- SHHHHHOOOOWWWWTIME.
TRIIIIPLE JAAACKPOT
Dirty pool old man I like it.

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#45 8 years ago

MJF

Vanquish09

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11y 19,400 153 2

"Your mother drives a dump truck" CV

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#46 8 years ago

TJE

ItsOnlyPinball

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9y 68,300 662 21 25

Black Knight 2000
"Give Me Your Money"

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#47 8 years ago

CCM

KingPinGames

Wisconsin Dells, WI

10y 112K 3,939 14

Shrek

"i guess you were practicing for when you have some money?" (done my Shrek)

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#48 8 years ago

JK

jalkelly

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10y 63,550 364 2

Quoted from Dbaum88:
Monster Bash:
Old, Jewish Mummy: "in my day, we didn't have jackpots."
Classic.

TSPP: grampa says "in my day, we didn't have flippers."

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#49 8 years ago

TEN

Reefkpr

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San Luis Obispo, CA

You Made Baby Jesus Cry. TSPP

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#50 8 years ago

DAN

egyptrus

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9y 71,650 1,607 16

From pinball magic, when the ball drains, you occasionally here a guy in an asian accent say "how to be number 1 if always lose ball" It strikes me as funny.

Dave

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