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Best Machine Quotes

By dendoc

8 years ago


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    #1 8 years ago

    I was just playing MB, and heard Bride of Fankenstein say "I've heard you have a big organ".
    Funny how it shares quotes with BSD as well.

    What are your favourite machine quotes?

    #2 8 years ago

    "Your mother has a smooth forehead." During Klingon battle level II, Stern Star Trek

    #3 8 years ago

    "The myth of the killer ape is true!" Congo after losing on the gorilla battle.

    #4 8 years ago

    Scared Stiff "He always wanted a little head" & "I'm having multiple jackpots"

    #5 8 years ago

    He had a bad case of fuckfaceitis

    #6 8 years ago

    Baywatch - When you go out of diagnostics D Hoff. says " You did all you could ".

    #7 8 years ago
    Quoted from Pdxmonkey:

    He had a bad case of fuckfaceitis

    What machine is that off?

    #8 8 years ago
    Quoted from dendoc:

    What machine is that off?

    Sopranos

    #9 8 years ago

    "Second place is the first loser"
    - No Fear (Steve Ritchie as the voice of the skull)

    #10 8 years ago

    Gilligan's Island - 'Nice coconuts.'

    #11 8 years ago

    Family Guy when Peter says "an extra ball is fun to play with". But this game has a lot of great audio clips in it.

    #12 8 years ago

    Funhouse - "Relax! It's only pinball!"

    #13 8 years ago
    Quoted from dphelps:

    "Your mother has a smooth forehead." During Klingon battle level II, Stern Star Trek

    How rude.

    #14 8 years ago

    Kyle of South Park after goin down the drain lane...."Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here!"

    #15 8 years ago
    Quoted from playernumber4:

    Family Guy when Peter says "an extra ball is fun to play with". But this game has a lot of great audio clips in it.

    I agree, just need to resist the ball plunge after pressing the start button- often those quotes are the best.

    #16 8 years ago

    Scared Stiff "I'm having multiple jackpots"
    NGG Buzz "Hole in one! Whoops, wrong hole!"
    Swords of Fury "Lionman!"
    BBB's pole dancer lines

    #17 8 years ago

    Met prem: snake "well at least there not shooting you in the face"
    TZ : "it's only pinball" " don't touch the door"

    #18 8 years ago

    Head for the hole! Mousin Around

    #19 8 years ago

    FGY - "You SUCK!"
    FGY - "Damn! Damn! Damn!"

    #20 8 years ago

    "The flipper is mightier than the sword" - IJ4
    "Respect my authority!" - South Park

    #21 8 years ago

    HS2: "Roger, Dispatch". I swear they're saying "Roger, Douchebag" every damn time.

    #22 8 years ago

    Had a good women once , and then "she found me " ....Pirates of the Caribbean

    #23 8 years ago

    SP has some hilarious call outs. During Kyle or Cartman mode, if you drain the ball they'll say, Pinball Sux. LOL

    #24 8 years ago

    AC/DC " you suck "

    #25 8 years ago

    "Close enough" Demo man

    #26 8 years ago

    CC : 'I am getting all wet '

    #27 8 years ago

    MB: You're not that fast for a youngster.
    My hand is inches from your neck!

    pretty much anything the Mummy says. Same with Igor.

    #28 8 years ago

    Cyclone "Hey, you with the face!"

    #29 8 years ago
    Quoted from dendoc:

    Funny how it shares quotes with BSD as well.

    I never drink... wine. Ok, bye!

    #30 8 years ago

    GnR start up: "Of All the Bands in the World , this is definitely one of them"

    #31 8 years ago
    Quoted from Dommer:

    Funhouse - "Relax! It's only pinball!"

    That is a misquote, isn't it.

    #32 8 years ago

    FGY "more than one player? , well alright" done in Quagmire's voice

    #33 8 years ago

    Revenge from mars..."I want the stinky cigars" when the aleins are taking stuff from the white house

    #34 8 years ago

    Sopranos "get the TRUCK outta here

    Demo Man profanity roms - "You really licked his ass"

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    #35 8 years ago

    Stern ST tilt "You Dare to Shake the Klingon Empire?!?"

    #36 8 years ago

    IMO, Scared Stiff has the best collection of "campy" call outs.

    A few:

    "This thing's huge"--Boney Beast Ramp (1st time)
    "and ribbed"--Boney Beast Ramp (2nd time)
    "Another notch in my bedpost"--(Special Award)

    And the others listed above

    Quoted from DeathHimself:

    Scared Stiff "He always wanted a little head" & "I'm having multiple jackpots"

    #37 8 years ago

    CC "lock is lit, and so am I" in a slurred voice.

    #38 8 years ago

    "You hit my ass!"

    Only heard this one time on MB when in Drac mode a missed Drac shot rolled back down the ramp and scored a Drac hit from behind.

    #39 8 years ago

    Give me your money! BK2K

    #40 8 years ago

    LOTR, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

    #41 8 years ago

    Sorcerer you are done mortal!

    #42 8 years ago

    MB: No, I will NOT go back to your doghouse with you!

    #43 8 years ago

    Monster Bash:

    Old, Jewish Mummy: "in my day, we didn't have jackpots."
    Classic.

    #44 8 years ago

    Taf- SHHHHHOOOOWWWWTIME.
    TRIIIIPLE JAAACKPOT
    Dirty pool old man I like it.

    #45 8 years ago

    "Your mother drives a dump truck" CV

    #47 8 years ago

    Shrek

    "i guess you were practicing for when you have some money?" (done my Shrek)

    #48 8 years ago
    Quoted from Dbaum88:

    Monster Bash:
    Old, Jewish Mummy: "in my day, we didn't have jackpots."
    Classic.

    TSPP: grampa says "in my day, we didn't have flippers."

    #49 8 years ago

    You Made Baby Jesus Cry. TSPP

    #50 8 years ago

    From pinball magic, when the ball drains, you occasionally here a guy in an asian accent say "how to be number 1 if always lose ball" It strikes me as funny.

    Dave

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