gotta love this hobby
Donkey for Pinball Machine - $1 (Dallas,tx)
Will trade Donkey for Pinball Machine. Will provide details upon request.
Any of the newer machines will be fine.
550lb Male. 4 years old. non-working donkey
Location: Dallas,tx
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3207695534
Quoted from RCA1:Define "non-working"
Usually means won't lead, won't follow, won't pull anything, won't let you ride it, will bite, will kick, and only good for making little donkeys/mules. 
I also don't think that left ear seems to be working properly. Probably could use a rebuild. lol
Quoted from toyotaboy:My question is, what pinball owner has a need for a donkey? That's like saying "will trade my skateboard collection for your arc welder"
Classic!
Just make sure you run diagnostics on it before you pick up. And, remember, this thing is heavy to move so bring two people.
I have heard donkeys are helpful to keep coyotes away from your livestock. So if any pinsider is having any of their cattle herd picked off, they is a great deal for you.
Quoted from captainadam_21:I have heard donkeys are helpful to keep coyotes away from your livestock.
That is true, but this one is "non-working." He'd be all like "That's not in my job description. Screw you and your cattle."
The first thing he should do is shop his non-working donkey.
Then look for an even trade – like Shrek which also has a donkey.
Quoted from way2wyrd:dallas.craigslist.org link
gotta love this hobby
Donkey for Pinball Machine - $1 (Dallas,tx)
Will trade Donkey for Pinball Machine. Will provide details upon request.
Any of the newer machines will be fine.
550lb Male. 4 years old. non-working donkeyLocation: Dallas,tx
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3207695534
I noticed the creative photography on the donkey to avoid getting the shooter lane in the shot.
I doubt it still had the goodie bag attached.
I would pass on this one.
There are some great pics & story text along with pics on the web of a mule whippin some ass on a mountain lion.
Search for mule fight mountain lion.
The ad is also funny how it mentions "any of the newer machines will be fine".
I assume he would be willing to trade a non-working donkey for a non-working Shrek or BBH.
Quoted from toyotaboy:My question is, what pinball owner has a need for a donkey? That's like saying "will trade my skateboard collection for your arc welder"
hey.. ya never know....
Quoted from captainadam_21:I have heard donkeys are helpful to keep coyotes away from your livestock. So if any pinsider is having any of their cattle herd picked off, they is a great deal for you
it's a shame that this is a "non-working" donkey. otherwise he could have been used to protect the rest of your pinball machines from idiots that insist on excessive use of body english (eg. death save slamming) your machines or resting on or drinking beverages near them
Quoted from pinwillie:Would need to be shipped with legs on. Does NAVL provide the white glove service on this donkey?
I lost it on this one.hahahahha..
Good thing it's not a female.. Otherwise you wouldn't have multiball
Quoted from toyotaboy:I can tell there's paint flaking off the back ass
LMAO! 
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