Quoted from rcbrown316:
wanna sit on my lap johnny?
This brings back memories of when I was a kid. We had a neighbor 3 or 4 houses down. He looked EXACTLY like King Vitaman. So, of course, we called him King Vitaman. To this day, I never knew him as anything but King Vitaman. So one day, the guy decides to clock in for the eternal shift at the harp factory and when I got home from school all the ambulances were there (too late) and the coroner. So me & my sister ran to our home to tell my mother "MOM!!! KING VITAMAN IS DEAD!!" My poor mom, she had no clue as to what we were screaming about. Weird how I haven't thought of this memory for 40+++ years!