Quoted from Oneangrymo:Basements are the only thing that helps me live. Its my only escape/save haven away from my wife.
I dont have to listen to her "do this" "do that"
When she comes to the edge of the stairs and yells "where are you!" I dont even answer, I go into hiding, she wont even come down. Pinball machines need a mute button by the way until she goes away.
Basements are mens last resource for survival.
Lol. I tell all the young guys from work to overclaim spaces when they buy first homes.
You need the basement, garage, shed, spare bedroom and the exercise room so when the inevitable war of attrition begins you can peacefully cede territory until all you have left is your basement.