Quoted from cosmokramer:My mom and sister checked the oil in her car when dad was away on business and proceeded to add a quart of oil...drop by drop...down the dipstick tube...
I was just going to tell the story of a girl in my H.S. shop class that did the same thing. She finally freaked out and started yelling about how long it would take her to pour four quarts in her engine. She was blonde.