Virus vector here! I like to play pinball and also would not like to kill your loved ones. There's a poorly-maintained pinball (Nascar) available to play locally, in the worst bar in town, and it kinda sucks, but other things are happening, so no worries!
I'm poor, due to bad life choices. I've got internet though, and I am not posting this message from a cellular telephone in a random restaurant.
I'm a potential consumer of paid games on a pinball machine! Please advise and ask me anything.