I scoff at those who bought a 36-bar case of butterfingers, hoping to stave off the apocalypse, when I chose to invest in 6 bulk cases. There that should last awhile, and yes, they confirmed it was the original formula. Nobody better lay a hand on my butterfingers!

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Wonder how much space in my side-by-side fridge/freezer that 150 pounds of butterfingers will occupy.

I figured the amount of preservatives in a candy bar made them last forever. I better start eating faster. Maybe I should take a before pic.

If cookies got stale i wonder if you could heat them in oven at 275 degrees for 10 minutes to reintroduce the crunch? Might as well sprinkle some wax on them at that point. If things gets to that point, I’ll be sure to start a new thread on the adventure.

Haha you need a Canadian dealer. Not someone to sell you blunts, but a bro who can hook you up with candy bars. Hardcore, OG type stuff. Million Dollar bars, Clark Bars and even original Wonka bars. Warning - candy bars are a gateway drug to pot. Weed leads to a degenerate lifestyle and that degrades into pinball. From there it’s further downhill.