Someone so easily offended and conservative would not last a night in my house. I have kids of all ages in and out of my house. None of them get sheltered, babied or pampered. I stuff them full of common sense and a sense of right and wrong. This way when they get out into the real world they are not shocked, offended or get there feelings hurt. As for the wife, she puts most of those girls to shame so they wouldn't even cross her mind.