I have the Pinball Arcade on iOS (if you don't already have it, get it) and, of course, every table they have published. One thing I find interesting is that Taxi and EATPM are my two "go to" tables. Of the "top" ranked tables available, I play those two 'simpletons' the most. It made me start thinking. . .why do I like Taxi and EATPM more than MM, CFTBL, MB, and the like?
After some thought, I realized that I fully "get" those games. I know what I need to do. I know what's been done. I know what happens when I do what I need to do. I know what all the playfield elements do and how they interact with other elements. What does what is what I know. As for the other tables, I do understand some elements to the game (ie to get the trolls to pop up or to break the castle), but don't understand the full ruleset. For Taxi and EATPM, it was just a matter of playing them a few times. Each time, I better understood the interations, until after a dozen games, I "got it". The other, more modern games, I've played also dozens of times, but still really don't know the best way to play or what does what.
What's cool about Pinball Arcade is there is a pop-up section that fully explains the table's rules and features. So, today I thought, "If I understood the game completely, I will enjoy playing it as much as Taxi and EATPM." So, I fired up CFTBL and started reading the rules. . .the rules consist of 15 different 'tasks'. For example, how to light F-I-L-M consists of lighting K-I-S-S for 'F', using the Snackbar for 'I', lighting P-A-I-D for 'L', and hitting the Slide for 'M'. Then there is a section for 'Rescue the Girl', the skill shots, Mega Menu, Playground, Big Millions, Double Feature, Snack Attack, Video Mode, Super Mode, Move Your Car, and Extra Balls/Special. Each of these instruction pages have have a dozen to 42 'pages' of text (small pages, but 42 of 'em) to describe how to attain and complete the 'rule'. Combined, there are literally well over 100 pages of instructions for the game.
Now, I'm not totally discouraged by the amount of instructions, but I did decide it was *impossible* to read the complete ruleset and apply. So, maybe I'd start with 'F-I-L-M' and learn that during a game. Each letter is worth 2M, but if you spell 'FILM' in order, there is an 8M bonus. The problem is, I'm playing pinball while I'm supposed to sort out what's what where. Film in order? I'm sure it happens, but only randomly (for this skill level). There is another 'rule' that has you hit one of 4, mostly sideways, lit targets. Hit all 4, one at a time and when lit, to complete or start something else. Really? Well, I guess it will more or less randomly happen while keeping the ball in play. . .but of ALL those rules and explanations and all that stuff on the playfield combined with the fact that you can't always catch a ball and decide your next shot, amounts, for me, just a jumbled mess of me 'accomplishing' some of the goals, but really those accomplishments just happened because the ball hit the right things at some point, especially during multi-ball. It all just seems like there is way to much 'stuff' in the software and on the playfield to put together a clear, methodical game of pinball.
I haven't given up. I'm going to stick with CFTBL and keep hammering away until I fully understand the entire game. At this point, I can't imagine, even if I knew every mode, rule, and sequence by heart that I have enough balls to, without dumb luck, put together a 'complete' game.
I think about what games I really enjoy playing? Pinbot, High Speed, Space Shuttle, SWEP1, RFM, Xenon, BoP, Taxi, and NBAFB (to name a few). All those machines I fully 'get', I have enough balls to occasionally 'complete' the ruleset, there is not too much going on with too many subsets of 'accomplishments' that I feel like most of the goals I acheived was dumb, random luck of just having a pinball or two flying around the playfield.
Is it just me?