Just wondering who signed up if anybody.
Do you believe in aliens?
Storming Area 51; hope it's televised! That way we can see some cool tech when they wipe out 500 people within seconds.
Seriously, I have to believe this is just more propaganda somehow to gain more attention before some type of disclosure.
When I say disclosure, it could simply be we're not the first civilization on Earth. Of course, I'm not a believer we are alone in the universe either. Ymmd.
Let the mocking commence! That's what we've been programmed to do.
Quoted from SealClubber:We're going streaking!
Aren't aliens always streaking you never see them wearing clothes
Quoted from RonSS:Seriously, I have to believe this is just more propaganda somehow to gain more attention before some type of disclosure.
This...What I wonder is what the left hand is doing while they’re showing us this. More propaganda.
Quoted from timab2000:Aren't aliens always streaking you never see them wearing clothes
Ask Roger from American Dad.
Quoted from Orko:This...What I wonder is what the left hand is doing while they’re showing us this. More propaganda.
Probably a distraction from what other things are going on.....
My guess is that people will not even be able to get close to a secret installation like this.
After they get fined for causing a disturbance, they will probably wish that they had stayed home on their computers...
Quoted from hwyhed:Like many others, I believe that we can’t be the only living civilization..[quoted image]
That woman being interviewed is totally an alien with a wig on
Let's for the fun of it agree there are aliens in there. Do these people think they are behind a 1 inch door? They would be layers and layers in.
These people would never even get close.
I have three theories of what could be hiding in Area 51.
1 Pinball Machines from the future.
2 Deeproot pinball machines
3 A horde of Highway Alien pinball machines.
Signs around the outer fencing state they will use deadly force. Going to take a pass on this event.
Quoted from Darcy:Signs around the outer fencing state they will use deadly force
A friend told me that someone was shot in January and died from the wound. I don't know if that's true or fueling this crazy sauce. But I'll get my popcorn out for the news reports.
Quoted from Luckydogg420:A friend told me that someone was shot in January and died from the wound. I don't know if that's true or fueling this crazy sauce. But I'll get my popcorn out for the news reports.
Popcorn for me too!
America has become this pathetic Utopia where all threats are empty and if you lay a finger on someone you’ll get sued to death. It would be a good wake up call for these entitled morons to see stupidity punished exactly how the threat warns. Even as simple as “Do not trespass or we will use deadly force”
ALM,
Alien lives matter! And all of you who dont believe in aliens and will not help to free them are all racists!
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/newsbeat-48989949
Storming a military base - great idea!
I think most people know that it’s just a joke but just “signed up” so they can say they they did. Most wont try it....
That said, I’ll bet that a fraction of a percent of those million plus that did sign up will try to rush the base. Depending on how many actually try will determine the outcome...less than a hundred will likely just result in arrests. A larger group rushing the base will probably result in a few getting shot and the second those first bullets hit them, that mob will turn around and run screaming in the other direction...”THEY ARE REALLY SHOOTING AT US!”
And then there will be sorts of news stories from those that run away about the “excessive force” shown and how they were all just victims and that didn’t do anything to warrant that response...
Security will probably just use that big sound machine that makes you poop in your pants.
It's called TheSuperBrownNoteMachineOnWheels or something like that.
Quoted from starfighter:Security will probably just use that big sound machine that makes you poop in your pants
Absolutely. They probably have those ridiculously huge water hoses that cruise ships use to defend against pirates too. It would be a rather interesting show watching the poop machine and the water hose combo defend the base...think how revolting that water would get...
This might end up being an epic desert party like Burning Man or similar event. Of course a few kids might get hopped up and jump a fence. Insta pay per view buy for me.
While I can only hope the massive firehoses and the poopy pants machine will be utilized, I highly doubt one single person will get to the gate and/or fence.
Serious logical poll problem:
For all the people who do believe in the existence of aliens, and do NOT believe they are at area 51... They cannot place a clear vote. So they will mix their votes between the two sides.
-mof
Hmm, can't wait for the "storm the compound" mode on the new to be created Area 51 pin. Maybe a mini playfield where you're the gunner shooting down trespassers in the style of Hyperball
Quoted from starfighter:Security will probably just use that big sound machine that makes you poop in your pants.
It's called TheSuperBrownNoteMachineOnWheels or something like that.
Active Denial System:
Quoted from mof:Poll doesn't have all the options:
[x] believes in the likelihood of aliens AND believes if they had the technology to make it all the way to Earth, the least likely thing that would ever occur would be a crash landing -- thus there is very likely nothing at area 51.
Or how many assholes will get shot trying to storm Area 51?
Quoted from starfighter:Security will probably just use that big sound machine that makes you poop in your pants.
It's called TheSuperBrownNoteMachineOnWheels or something like that.
Solid State Active Denial Technology
All they need to do is hinder the stormers' coordination skills.
The people will aim for the Area 51 entrance ramp, but miss and hit the post.
A friend of mine and wife went to see Area 51 on vacation to Vegas. He got too close near the outer perimeter and a car showed up with 2 armed guards. The must have already looked him up as they knew his name, address, where he worked and that they were on vacation. They said something like he'd better go back to Vegas and enjoy his vacation. The car followed them all the way back to Vegas to make sure they were leaving.
They don't play around out there so I wouldn't test them. Hell, about 30 people working their got seriously sick from something they burned on site. They hired a lawyer to sue and were stonewalled in court.
Sounds like another millennial "Fillintheblank challenge".
Quoted from hAbO:A friend of mine and wife went to see Area 51 on vacation to Vegas. He got too close near the outer perimeter and a car showed up with 2 armed guards. The must have already looked him up as they knew his name, address, where he worked and that they were on vacation. They said something like he'd better go back to Vegas and enjoy his vacation. The car followed them all the way back to Vegas to make sure they were leaving.
Sounds like an urban legend to me. Always starts with "A friend of mine..........." It's about 150 miles from Vegas to Area 51.
Area 51 I thought is, or was used as a military research facility, isn't that where they developed the stealth fighter?
I just hope that any response is carefully measured and we avoid a Battle of Blair Mountain, L.A. Riot, or Kent State situation, though I can imagine aircraft from Nellis being scrambled as a show of force if a large crowd does show up (apparently all lodging in Rachel, Alamo, and Tonopah is booked solid, which is a bit ominous).
Article on the web says the guy who started this all is very worried the Feds are going to charge him.
No ammunition needed to thwart the crowd. Some high powered 5g pointed in their general direction will change their minds quickly. Nobody likes getting treated like a microwave dinner.
Quoted from Wolfmarsh:I'm definitely in. The alien I am taking home will be named Bob.
Good choice, as you'll probably get a good discount on furniture from him.
Quoted from FatPanda:2019 UFO Si with 6-speed manual for $70,000
My wife wanted to buy that, but had to pass 'cause she can't drive a manual transmission.
Quoted from Chisox:I can only hope the massive firehoses and the poopy pants machine will be utilized.
Didn't they have one of those machines on Bozo's Circus way back when?
Quoted from DCFAN:Area 51 would make a great non-licensed pinball theme.
Hey I like that idea and then maybe the rules of the game would be to try to break into Area 51 and free the aliens
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