(Topic ID: 230374)

Anybody do their own vasectomies?


By Phat_Jay

4 months ago



Topic Stats

  • 46 posts
  • 34 Pinsiders participating
  • Latest reply 4 months ago by rockett60
  • Topic is favorited by 1 Pinsider

You

Topic poll

“Anybody do their own vasectomies?”

  • Yes I’ve done it myself 6 votes
    19%
  • No the world needs more mini me’s 11 votes
    35%
  • I have a bogo coupon for when I take the cat in, so.... 14 votes
    45%

(31 votes)

Topic Gallery

There have been 4 images uploaded to this topic. (View topic image gallery).

635C57E8-9E22-461A-8DA9-83134F78DABB (resized).jpeg
pasted_image (resized).png
Pinside A (resized).jpg
2nlihe (resized).jpg

#1 4 months ago

With the rising cost of both health care and the cost of child raising, was wondering if anyone has tried to take matters into their own hands. I mean, how difficult can it be right?

#2 4 months ago

I'm aboot to...man 1 is enough

#3 4 months ago

Don't need to...drank a ton of Mountain Dew in college.

#4 4 months ago

Obama paid for my wifes tubal. Thanks obama!

#5 4 months ago

I do tonsillectomies on others. If I slip and go in/down too far. Then it's a vasectomy too.

LTG : )

#6 4 months ago

No joke I almost did in 7th grade when the sled I was on skidded off the path into a big pile of sticks. One of them went right through my pants, about an inch in the right direction. I actually got torn open and stitched up, and it was all good. Cool scar to show the ladies when I was younger!

#7 4 months ago

2nlihe (resized).jpg
#8 4 months ago

No need -- standing too close to the X-ray machine at work takes care of that.

#9 4 months ago

Joke's on me; I'm sure Google is mining my answers and targeting some advertising my way as we speak:

Worst job questionnaire ever

#10 4 months ago

I get one every 4-6 weeks

#11 4 months ago

Thinking about it.
I want to practice first, so looking for volunteers.

#13 4 months ago

My co-workers husband had a co-worker that caught his sack on a fence. Tore it wide open and his balls were just hanging out of his sack. Drs were able to save his balls, not sure if the fence caused a vas or not, but you could always try that

#14 4 months ago
Quoted from RCA1:

Thinking about it.
I want to practice first, so looking for volunteers.

PM sent

#15 4 months ago
Quoted from dnapac:

My co-workers husband had a co-worker that caught his sack on a fence. Tore it wide open and his balls were just hanging out of his sack. Drs were able to save his balls, not sure if the fence caused a vas or not, but you could always try that

Was the fence okay?

#16 4 months ago

I circumcised myself....does that count?

pasted_image (resized).png
#17 4 months ago
Quoted from Phat_Jay:

With the rising cost of both health care and the cost of child raising, was wondering if anyone has tried to take matters into their own hands. I mean, how difficult can it be right?

I prefer the blunt rock method of self-vasectomizing. I’ve never been better. Or more gentrified. Thank you.

#18 4 months ago

It's as easy as changing your own oil!

#19 4 months ago

I passed out after doing one side so Im waiting a few days to do the other one.

#20 4 months ago
Quoted from OLDPINGUY:

I circumcised myself....does that count?

Only if it had not been done before.

#21 4 months ago
Quoted from RCA1:

Thinking about it.
I want to practice first, so looking for volunteers.

Wish i was closer...

#22 4 months ago

Once you can get past the burning smell it’s doable

#23 4 months ago

You have be careful if you attempt this. One little slip and you'll need an addadictomy.

#24 4 months ago

I’m about to give it a go. 2 kids within 23 months has worn me out.

#25 4 months ago

it's funny, recently our local clinic put up a billboard off the interstate that says 'Cheaper Than Child Support - Vasectomies $600'. Dark, very dark.

#26 4 months ago

Some states are super aggressive on child support. Michigan, if the woman says a guy is the father they start pulling the support before they even test the guy. Then the burden is on him to prove he’s not.

#27 4 months ago

My daughter's mom was very reasonable. I said lets come to an arrangement and keep them out of the picture and she agreed.

My buddy Steve got hosed hard by child support services as they compounded interest and came up with other creative ways to suck the life out of him.

#28 4 months ago

With all the stupid shit people do, I’d be surprised if *someone* hasn’t tried this before somewhere.

My dad lost a nut in a motorcycle crash — I was born after the event and may have turned out a bit different than my sibs just lucky it didn’t take out both nuts I guess. Anyway, lots of potential ways to do a self vasectomy I suppose.

#29 4 months ago

Well highvoltage is always eager to learn new skills I wonder if he is up for the Vasectomy Challenge!

#30 4 months ago

Two bricks and your away

#31 4 months ago

Take an Over 40 tae kwon do class and your nuts will be pureed in no time.

#32 4 months ago

635C57E8-9E22-461A-8DA9-83134F78DABB (resized).jpeg
#33 4 months ago

I had one done about 15 years ago, hell it barely took 15 minutes. It was a local, so I was awake the whole time. Didn't seem like a big deal. If anyone wants, I'd be happy to give it a shot for free.

#34 4 months ago

Nope, not a Doctor. If I were I am not sure I would seek a path that would lead to fiddling with different sacks all day. I do appreciate their work.

#35 4 months ago
Quoted from Rock914:

Nope, not a Doctor. If I were I am not sure I would seek a path that would lead to fiddling with different sacks all day. I do appreciate their work.

The video of you cutting the lock off the shipping container with a target saw clearly demonstrates that you are qualified for this.

#36 4 months ago
Quoted from RCA1:

The video of you cutting the lock off the shipping container with a target saw clearly demonstrates that you are qualified for this.

Where is that video? I will need to look for it. I am sure it’s in one of Pete’s threads.

#37 4 months ago

Seriously? What kind of post is this? Go to the doctor bro. A doctor.

#39 4 months ago
Quoted from Jimmyhonda:

What kind of post is this?

You may be lost. This thread requires a sense of humor.

#40 4 months ago

my personality works well as birth control

#41 4 months ago
Quoted from PopBumperPete:

my personality works well as birth control

I heard there's a place called The Friend Zone where no vasectomy is necessary.

#42 4 months ago
Quoted from NorCalRealtor:

I heard there's a place called The Friend Zone where no vasectomy is necessary.

I’ve heard of this place. Never been there myself.

I hear it’s full of unicorns and blue ball-like folk.

#43 4 months ago

Had mine done at Kaiser. Was scared as hell. The doctor asked me if it was ok if 3 nursing students watched. Stupidly, I said yes. They walked in, stood against a wall and were all hott! Because I was so nervous, I probably had major shrinkage. Embarrassing.

#44 4 months ago
Quoted from rx3:

Had mine done at Kaiser. Was scared as hell. The doctor asked me if it was ok if 3 nursing students watched. Stupidly, I said yes. They walked in, stood against a wall and were all hott! Because I was so nervous, I probably had major shrinkage. Embarrassing.

Should’ve offered them a hands on experience. No better way to learn, right? Cue the porn music....

#45 4 months ago

I gave my doctor flowers afterwords

#46 4 months ago

I went to a three fingered Doctor in Kentucky. He gave me an anesthetic shot on one side and rooted around for about 20 minutes or so and couldn't reach the second tube. He then cut the other side with out any anesthetic and I hit the roof. I don't recommend the self surgery but it would be better than the three fingered Doctor. Just saying ... . .

Promoted items from the Pinside Marketplace
From: $ 45.95
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
pinballmod
$ 21.99
Playfield - Plastics
Pinball-Mods.com
$ 259.00
Cabinet - Toppers
Tilttopper
$ 142.00
Boards
nvram.weebly.com
$ 69.99
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
Lighted Pinball Mods
$ 99.99
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
Lighted Pinball Mods
$ 1,000.00
Playfields
Pinball Playfields
$ 495.00
Cabinet - Armor And Blades
MI Pinball Refinery
$ 129.00
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
Lermods
$ 175.00
Lighting - Interactive
Professor Pinball
$ 149.00
$ 49.99
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
Lighted Pinball Mods
From: $ 16.95
$ 229.99
Lighting - Other
Lighted Pinball Mods
$ 189.99
Lighting - Led
PinballBulbs
From: $ 19.99
Eproms
Matt's Basement Arcade
$ 8,500.00
Pinball Machine
Classic Game Rooms
$ 29.99
Cabinet - Sound/Speakers
Lighted Pinball Mods
$ 27.50
Playfield - Toys/Add-ons
The MOD Couple
$ 29.95
€ 27.00
Cabinet - Other
YOYOKOPTER MODS
$ 20.99
Lighting - Interactive
Lee's Parts
$ 12.00
Electronics
Yorktown Parts and Equip
$ 6,995.00
Pinball Machine
Nitro Pinball Shop

Hey there! Got a moment?

Great to see you're enjoying Pinside! Did you know Pinside is able to run thanks to donations from our visitors? Please donate to Pinside, support the site and get anext to your username to show for it! Donate to Pinside