I'm an author, I just got a meager check from my publisher, but its not something you do and expect to make any money. But I do write stuff other than comments on here...
Heres the website for my book, in case any of you want to support my craft.
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/key-west-and-other-heartaches/3762086
I must warn any potential purchasers that there is a lot of explicit stuff in this book that ruffles a lot of feathers.
I can't even begin to count the number of women who stopped dating me or even talking to me after having read it. They think its crude and pornographic. I say, love me, love my book, screw 'em..