Frax's wife does. I've been drooling over this machine since I saw CPR running the playfields/backglasses. We don't have any daughters (we do have two sons, one is a month away from ten, the other just turned five), and what they have between their legs wouldn't affect my purchase one way or the other. I'm just waiting to see the price on these to see if it's worth me selling something else to pick it up. (space issues, second world problems)

You're both partially right. I'd want the crate if it wasn't going to cost me any extra cash. Fifty bucks, maybe. If it's the usual four or five hundred for something cool price from Stern, I'm okay without it.

We don't have plastic tubs under some of them (hah) - there's two different cedar chests under two machines, there's the harbor freight lift table underneath one (with a tote behind it, I think), one has a subwoofer, rolls of plastic wrap, and some other crap, and one I've been trying to leave mostly empty so we can access the power strip.

The crate might also potentially affect the way five dmd (two stern, three williams) machines fit along the wall that our machines are currently sitting. If I couldn't slide five machines in there - and it's a tight squeeze (see what I did there!?), the crate wouldn't be worth it at all.

I'm here to shatter your assumptions!

I'm almost 35, my frontal lobe is fully developed, I have two children, I'm female, and I have big juicy melons of my own.

I also happen to think WNBJM is beautiful. A standing literal work of art that not only makes me smile but I'd stick in my living room. You know, the one that also has Frax and my two kids living in and around it. There isn't a single embarrassing thing about it - unless you buy it and stick it next to a bunch of beater pins, anyways.

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean that there isn't a plethora of others that do.

I'm not familiar with either 'gamergater' or 'SJW'. I think that's a good thing.