This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy when competing as a child.

They grow up and think shit like this is actually good. They must be completely delusional.

SMDH....

Have you gone to their website? I seriously thought it was a work of satire posted by a pinsider at first. There was no way these pins really existed (I thought to myself).

Sushi comes to life and you must defeat it??? Pieces of tuna served as food???

Yes... we must be the ones lacking in common sense lololol.

I thought the trailer was going to rope me in, but I'm a frayed knot.

After catching up on the past four pages of this thread, I believe a more fitting name for his pin would be "Narcissist Factory".

I claim fair use on this image, as it is not being used for marketing...

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Maybe the dog "must turd"?

I don't think it is a bad theme.

I am making a homebrew with a theme based on glue, but I am not sure it will stick.

I can say as a carpenter, if you play this you wood be board. When I looked at it I sawdust.

Wow, I was trying to be clever but turns out I was prophetic! That playfield is a complete failure.

If he had only outsourced the playfields to Greatwichjohn. Sure, they wouldn't be ready until 2029 and smelled of stale beer and spicy sausage, but they would have looked far better.

The rhythm, which is the squeaky sound, is -seriously- nothing more than a rusty box spring from a redneck porno.

Listen again and prove me wrong.

He should have called this pin "karma factory" instead of "punny factory". He is eating a spoiled shit sandwich for screwing over one of the nicest guys in pinball.

Who doesn't like a touch of Smurfs with their Indy...

Who knows, but I hear #2 is the shit!!!

"I wanted to be a baker, but I got no buns"

It runs in the genes.

As a producer of white boards, I can say this is remarkable.

They stuck their neck out and gave the nod to Dons.

One things for sure, that messed up play field should have never been shipped, placing the burden on the customer to rectify.

Saying "things happen" is lazy business. That playfield should have never been sold in a pin.

Your post is illegitimate you bastard!

(p.s. congrats)

I tried to blame the boomerang, but it just came back to me...

Yes, the fire pit with the dead hooker... still waiting for that story John.

Goddamn, now that I think about it, this is a twisted hobby!

I have inside information that the sequel to "Sushi Madness" is going to be "Chinese Laundry", they just need to iron out a few wrinkles.

That is material for a different thread.

Now THIS is punny!

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Unlike whiskey, it's not worth a shot.

Someone has to buy it first.

I'm going to preorder a Sushi Madness pinball, they will be rare.

I don't see how that's funny.

Maybe that is true, I was never a good pupil.

We could but very few share their vision.

We are giving them free content for "Even MORE and more and more Punny Factory!"

I just grabbed a pencil Andrew my own conclusion.

They should just put an "Out of order" sign on it and ship it to the PHoF. It would be right at home.

Oh, shit... I thought he was raising the money to give to charity.

Fuck that, he made a stupid decision and now he can live with it. It's a $7K box of lights that no one should bail him out of, other than the CC company. And throwing it off a roof is stupid regardless of the playfield condition, almost as stupid as the theme itself lol.

I know someone who dropped their 007 off a a roof and smashed it to pieces.

They tried to glue it back together, but it didn't Bond.

D0n was singing how "Punny Factory" would be funny, but the jokes on hymn...

I'm simply here to make puns, but it got complicated.

There is no way it sells for that much money, it makes no cents!

d0n tried to sell it to a museum, but mummy wouldn't let him.

Nothing worse than a loose mummy.

I understand the frustration of paying a lot of money for a pin that has issues. I also know Andrew has had serious shortcomings when dealing with many in this community.

All that aside, it still takes an incredible amount of work and passion by many people to build a pin. Regardless of all the previously mentioned issues, and the stupid fucking theme, it is asinine and shameful to destroy this pin for spite.

I couldn't open my bottle of Smart water, then I realized I just needed a clever twist.

Fair use?

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I think the two worst pinball topics just merged into one accidentally. BBJ i think you wanted the deeproot thread?

I tried selling a porta potty pin but no one bought one, they knew I was full of shit.

Pissed me off.

Crazy story! I was at the unemployment office yesterday and was shocked to see a Punny Factory in the lobby. I asked the grumpy guy at the desk why they had it. To which he replied "The theme doesn't work for anyone."

It's ok, they will totally redeem themselves with their pin about flying on an airplane. I mean, who of us haven't been waiting for a theme based on something very few people like to do and consider it a necessary evil?

Next to a pin about being in a hospital on life support, I can't think of a better theme.

It's been delayed until they can go to Buffalo for the wings.

I hear they wanted to build it at the Orkin factory, but it was a no fly zone.

They were going to reveal the "First class" airplane pin at a New York fashion show, but the models didn't want to share the runway.

The airplane theme and poor execution just proves that two wrongs don't make a Wright.

Now THAT'S Punny!!!

They outsourced production to the butter factory who will churn them out. They're pretty slick.

In which case they are toast...

I was going to make a "Credit Card" pin, but there was no interest.

If the mounties get involved, he's royally screwed.

I vote for shipping the pin to Greatwhichjohn so he can burn it in the shady backyard firepit where they found the dead hooker. (And drank copious amounts of beer.)

Ah, John... you never disappoint! Burning a pin to keep the hookers warm is very charitable of you.

For those who think Punny Factory is a bad theme, I was building a pin about dolphins, but I couldn't find the right Flipper.

I don't know if this comment is serious or not, but doesn't matter. I laughed my ass off!!

Hope you are from the UK because he is only interested in Wales.

(My wife says I play too much.)

I approached AP to make a competitive eating pin... it was all in jest.

D0n is hoping for a 2000's rock pin, he wants his Nickelback

I guess Andrew should have sent him a new populated play field and paid to ship the bad one back. Would have saved him a lot of grief and $$$ in the end.

As for going to the supreme court, D0n slide his tape measure under the case and it was over-ruled

You need to post in the sewing forum if you need help.

I tried to join the team as a decal trimmer, but I was cut.

In the case of D0n v. Punny Factory, on the matter of a credit card refund, we the jury find for the Plaintiff.

On the second matter of the Punny Factory theme being an insult to the pinball community and mankind as a whole, we find the Defense guilty of crimes against humanity.

Throw that fucker off the roof!

I guess we will see if it can take a joke.

It was steamrolled for certain.

He purchased a Punny Factory. Not sure he can ever overcome the stigma involved in that purchase.

I don't even know what to say... and that is rare!

Ummm... 3 games and playfield swapping?? AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA.

Fucking brilliant! Andrew had the perfect plan.

D0n would probably see the add and buy his own machine.

He should donate it to the local prison, talk about true punishment!

I don't think you know the gravity of this situation.

If he uses screws in their construction, there is no tacks.

12 seconds from now most will say it never SHOULD have happened.

They are saving their grove for the disco themed pin.

I tried to drill through this whole thread, turns out it was just boring.

Cops would walk away as you said "punny factory pinball"