I was also playing a buddy's I500 on the weekend and really laughed when the announcers said "It's like he doesn't even know there's a 3rd flipper up there!"

#11 11 years ago

OPP

sleethering

Pinside member

Cleveland, OH

12y 51,400 859 6 46

Shadow: Farley Claymore during his mode and after the game ends.

#12 11 years ago

JIM

ebjimmyg

Blocked

12y 1,072

no good gofers.... "oops!!! wrong hole!!!

#13 11 years ago

CAC

Barrythick

Inactive member

Tracy, CA

11y 21,900 94 10

Spiderman for sure has some great one liners and taunts from J.J. Jameson.

#14 11 years ago

???

WesleyCowan

Pinside member

15y 82,800 1,373

My son loved Roadshow and NGG, but for some reason hated Rudy's taunting on FH.

#15 11 years ago

LUK

Luke_Nukem

Pinside+ Frequent

Reston, VA

11y 87,300 1,232 12 28 1 2

BSD " i feel like a blundering novice"

#16 11 years ago

PLM

PeteM

Inactive member

Manassas, VA

11y 15,150 179 1

Quoted from WesleyCowan:
My son loved roadshow and NGG, but for some reason hated Rudy's taunting on FH.

Rudy is creepy.

I gotta agree with Drano, MM has the best call-outs.

#17 11 years ago

WRX

ButtonMash

Inactive member

Topeka, KS

11y 15,900 236 2

zaccaria Time Machine always got to me

#18 11 years ago

WIZ

wizzardz

Pinside member

Just South Of The Middle Of Nowhere, MS

12y 71,400 1,532 22

I don't have time to break in any new comers
I know a great place for hot dogs
Most of my partners end up dead

STTNG

If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory - Data
Learn to play pinball - Q I think

As mentioned SM/Jameson has some good ones as well

#19 11 years ago

EDB

EvanBingham

Inactive member

11y 36,150 535 23

lyman's lament?

#20 11 years ago

ROB

Rocketrob

Pinside member

Cut And Shoot, TX

11y 43,800 232 4

I really like Cyclone, but that monster bash "Dracula" one liners is realy funny!

#21 11 years ago

SMK

TheLaw

Pinside+ Addict

Ann Arbor, MI

12y 162K 48,038 19 30 1

Quoted from wizzardz:
If you had propelled the ball on the proper traj

THANK YOU MR DATA

#22 11 years ago

USA

jayhawkai

Pinside member

13y 102K 5,446

Quoted from TheLaw:
THANK YOU MR DATA

+10,000,000

#23 11 years ago

BEE

Finrod

Pinside member

Atlanta, GA

15y 45,950 947 6 6

From Comet (which I think is an earlier machine than any listed so far):

"Hey turkey, c'mon, hit me!"

#24 11 years ago

HAY

mikehay1

Pinside member

Antioch, IL

13y 51,800 129 11 23

"Let me tell you about the one that got away" RBION
I still like "Cheating makes Baby Jesus cry" call out when you TILT a TSPP

#25 11 years ago

ABC

Crash

Pinside member

12y 141K 14,131

Quoted from Rocketrob:
I really like Cyclone, but that Monster Bash "Dracula" one liners is realy funny!

"Ouch! Not below the belt!"
"Ooch! That's my feet!"
"Oh! That's my gluteus maximus!"
"Ow! Bleh, bleh, bleh!"

#26 11 years ago

CRG

Craig

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Durham, NC

11y 70,900 4,543 11

IJ: "And this is how we say goodbye in Germany" [punch]

#27 11 years ago

DMB

PismoArcade

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St. George, UT

12y 143K 4,100 3 134

TSPP.... HAH HAH!!!!

#28 11 years ago

TAM

tamoore

Pinside member

Grayling, MI

11y 123K 6,661 37 58

DE Simpsons....

"Don't you know how to use flippers?"
"Hey man, we're both underachievers!"

#29 11 years ago

RAN

Ranhorton

Pinside member

12y 95,550 2,056

"You are done, mortal!"
"I am master!"

Sorcerer all the way.

#30 11 years ago

GIR

girloveswaffles

Pinside member

Norwalk, CA

11y 116K 8,133

"I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!" Indiana Jones Pinball Adventure

#31 11 years ago

LUK

Luke_Nukem

Pinside+ Frequent

Reston, VA

11y 87,300 1,232 12 28 1 2

Bram Stoker's Dracula - "You are but mortal... Afterall......"

#32 11 years ago

???

Atomicboy

Inactive member

12y 81,150 7,318

FH "Look over there".

TAF the "HAH!" when you drain sometimes.

TS "Too bad, food for the fishies"

But the best has to be in TSPP when you don't make one shot on the upper PF the first time:

Grampa: "Back in my day they didn't have flippers"

#33 11 years ago

ROB

RCA1

Pinside+ Addict

St Joseph, MI

11y 128K 8,679 28 11

RS: "You missed everything!"

#34 11 years ago

ABC

Crash

Pinside member

12y 141K 14,131

Monster Bash: "Back in my day we didn't have Jackpots"
No Good Gofers: "Hit anything!"

#35 11 years ago

BUK

pinballslave

Pinside member

Litvinov

12y 138K 6,367 133 149

Had you shot the ball in the correct trajectory you would have been rewarded.

CC: Just hit ANYTHING!

#36 11 years ago

DEL

SealClubber

Pinside Moderator

14y 127K 11,060 246

MB - Can you hit dis bat with that ball?
AC/DC - You suck.
Spiderman - Play Better
TSPP - Stupid failure.
Shadow - Flippers, use the flippers.

2 months later

#37 11 years ago

BOO

Jetzxi

Inactive member

13y 79,450 2,307 13 45

Soon to be Predator when hitting the targets in the center and draining right away.

Jeez you got a big P***y.

#38 11 years ago

DrBoomson

Inactive member

Roamond, CA

11y 22,150 75 2 10

Batman forever....all those heroics for nothing!!!....Youre as blind as a bat...and the constant laaughing from 2face whenever u miss a coin shot

#39 11 years ago

EDB

EvanBingham

Inactive member

11y 36,150 535 23

Rudy definitely

#40 11 years ago

ZPY

zippydapinhead

Inactive member

Albany, OR

12y 78,450 3,484 12 32

F-14 now you DIE DIE DIE

#41 11 years ago

B R

BLACK_ROSE

Pinside member

Lexington, NC

14y 116K 8,818 3 60

FGY -- " Well that stink's " right after a drain
----- " By All mean's Take yr Tyme "
...... " Swing and a Miss "

The Sopranos ,, " Hurry tha F**k up " & alot More i just can't rem .. I need to watch my video ..

#42 11 years ago

DEY

absocountry2

Pinside member

Wasilla, AK

13y 82,050 7,424 29 72

Quoted from ebjimmyg:
No Good Gofers.... "oops!!! wrong hole!!!

That is my favorite!

Quoted from SealClubber:
MB - Can you hit dis bat with that ball?
Shadow - Flippers, use the flippers.

Hate hearing that one! Means I hit nothing on the upper pf. I hear that one far to often.

#43 11 years ago

KIM

Mr68

Pinside+ Frequent

Boulder, CO

12y 150K 8,645

Cirqus Voltaire
"Granny Ringmaster plays better than that"

Big Bang Bar
"Wow, that didn't last long"

Kim

#44 11 years ago

JTB

The_Gorilla

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Pleasant Hill, IA

13y 116K 5,602 2 155

Which is why I already put money down on a Monty Python pin. I just don't know who to give it to?

#45 11 years ago

DEY

absocountry2

Pinside member

Wasilla, AK

13y 82,050 7,424 29 72

Quoted from The_Gorilla:
» YouTube video
Which is why I already put money down on a Monty Python pin. I just don't know who to give it to?

You could call it "Pinside"

#46 11 years ago

SBS

o-din

Pinside+ Addict

11y 158K 58,774

Big Hurt- "OWWWT"

#47 11 years ago

SMD

stevevt

The Pinball Co-op

South Burlington, VT

11y 137K 2,690 1

WCS94: "They can't seem to get control of the ball."

AFM: "Missed me."
(I think it only happens when you have just the I martian left to start Martian MB and the ball goes in the SOL hole.)

#48 11 years ago

SBS

o-din

Pinside+ Addict

11y 158K 58,774

"I'm Lord Howard Hurtz, who the f@(k are you?"

#49 11 years ago

B R

BLACK_ROSE

Pinside member

Lexington, NC

14y 116K 8,818 3 60

That M.Python clip was Funny Gorilla ..

#50 11 years ago

JRS

joestro78

Pinside member

Longview, TX

11y 35,400 546 1 11

Monopoly:
"We're waiting"
"You're all wet"
"Hurry it up"
"Buh-bye now"

Rich Uncle Pennybags is kind of a jerk.

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