Going to be there Friday and Saturday with a few friends. I've got a big belly, a big beard and a nose ring, I'm not easy to miss so don't hesitate to say hello.

We will be going to the Kuhnsville Tavern and Hotel Friday night to get horribly intoxicated and sing karaoke, if anyone is into that sort of thing. We went there for the first time last year. Let's just say it looks like the Star Wars cantina with people playing the washboard and the spoons. House was packed shoulder to shoulder. Also I was sexually assaulted by a 65+ year old woman, it was awesome. (I say 65+ because she informed me that she was there celebrating her YOUNGER sister's 65th birthday.)

See you all there!

As a proud member of the USMBTRBT (United States Men's Bikini-Thong Rollerblading Team) I will be wearing both my bikini-thong and rollerblades.

Guys, you may want to tell your wife / girlfriend to bring an extra pair of underwear, because if they see me their underpants will be ruined.

Also, everything I just said is not true.

Only a few hours to go!

Seriously, thank god I'm not the only one noticing this, and not just this year. My friends and I call them fartbombers. Was waiting with some friends to play Haunted House when someone let one loose that was so bad we had to walk away.

At the last York show I was having a stellar game of Rollergames. Guy who was waiting behind me came up next to me like he was looking at a machine and just ripped a loud and wet one. The kind you can taste. I told him where the bathroom was, drained and left the game for him to play.

Anyway, had a great time, loved meeting everyone and seeing folks who I haven't seen since last year. I didn't play in the tournament but from the lines it looked like it was going really well. Did a bit too much drinking on Friday night and felt it Saturday morning but still hung in until around 3:30pm.

Looking forward to the next one!