Well, that's partly due to vdojaq starting a thread with a great title that had definite potential, but rather early on he clarified that he did get his translite. So, problem was solved rather quickly.

Let's re-cap:
vdojaq said: All I wanted was a damn translite!
Gryszzz posted the following almost immediately near the top of pg 1 (exactly what many of us were thinking as soon as we read the thread title): “All I wanted was a Pepsi.”
vdojaq informed that he did get his damn translite, and it was perfect.
Garrard17 helped explain Mike’s unfair situation.
The Count then posted the music video for our entertainment (and to enlighten some Pinsiders).
Life sure can be frustrating sometimes (or really messed up) when all you want is a damn translite or a Pepsi and you find yourself faced with a bunch of needless bs.
I’m just glad vdojaq didn’t get hauled off to a mental institution for wanting a damn translite.

Things really got off track when smokey posted:

Great thread vdojaq!

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