I spoke with rick @ expo about the next remake and although I'm not supposed to say anything, I hereby declare myself a sovereign state so that I'm only subject to my own laws 
the next remake will be joust!
it will feature the classic single-player and head-to-head options, however the entire playfield will be a huge OLED display so that the lava effects will be visceral and armies of mounted ostriches will swoop down on the opponents' side of the playfield to further confuse them when you complete a set of drop targets.
additionally, the playfield will have 2 huge subways so that balls can be "captured" by the lava trolls through a series of trap doors to [drain] balls in play and transport them to your opponent's side.
pricing will be set at $8,500 for the standard edition, and $10,500 for the limited edition (which comes with a real "live" armored ostrich)
edit:
$10,500 gets you the limited edition version with a f&#$'ed [backwards] legs ostrich.
$12,500 gets you the "true" limited edition with anatomically correct legs
Onekama, MI
