Quoted from CrazyLevi:Ok...this shouldn't come as a surprise to me, or to anybody, but I simply do not understand women. At all.
Made the mistake of leaving the apartment today for a couple hours. Upon my return it's HOT in the apartment.
"Oh I was cold. So I turned off the air conditioners. But then it got hot so I turned them back on."
Really? It's 98 degrees out and it got hot? Who saw that one coming?!?! SHOCKER!"
We've had this discussion before. I'm terrified to leave the apartment because my better half doesn't understand the concept of air conditioning.
When it's 98 degrees out, leave the goddamn AC on! If you "get cold" go outside for 3 minutes that will fix it. Or....and I know this is pretty out there...turn the AC DOWN a little bit! Or how about the two state solution? Turn off the one in the office, leave the one in the bedroom on so I have somewhere to cower when I return from the sweltering street?
It's always on or off with these babes. I simply do not fucking understand it.
Considering canceling steak dinner with my bud as who knows what fiery horrors await me when I return.
I've been in Palm Springs CA for three weeks on vacation. Some days it's gotten up to 117 here. I think at some point my wife actually got cold.
She's always cold. I've never figured it out. My dad told me when I was a kid women have an extra layer of fat men don't have and it keeps them warm. My dad lied to me. I've never met a woman who thought it was too hot.