It was late one Holloween evening when I left my night job at the Theater of Magic, a traveling Roadshow, and hailed a Taxi to take me to my favorite late night Diner because my Corvette was in the shop. It was a Black Knight, black as cole as the driver took corners at High Speed and just when I thought we would Wipe Out we arrived at 24 Galaxy Ave and My favorite Diner. I loved this place even though it was next to the Junk Yard it had great food. I ran in like a Flash and took my regular table that always had a vase with a single Black Rose. Then as I heard Guns and Roses playing on the Jukebox a woman with a build like Dolly Parton walked up to me and Said " I'm an Earthshaker and I'm gonna Shake your earth". So I took the Black Rose from the vase and slid it down her cleavage. She said " I'll have sex with you tonight but I'm with a friend so you will have to do us both" I said "Yessa" Then out of the Shadow her friend appeared....She looked like the Creature From the Black Lagoon! What was I thinking! I just couldn't fathom how I could pull this off. I couldn't resist so I was about to take them home when...
A man walked in with his family. They sat down and ordered. Dolly whispered to me " You see that family Guy who just came in?" I said yes. She said " He's a Safe Cracker and he's wanted by the FBI" She then told me she worked for the secret service and she was gonna take him down and If I helped I could be a Millionaire from the reward" I said Ok what do I do.
Just then She opened her bra to reveal 2 big guns. She whipped them out and started the firepower. As I hid under the table I heard bullets and dishes going airborne. When the noise stopped I peaked out to find the safe cracker dead on the floor along side Dolly. I was Scared Stiff as a noise came from the shadow....It's only Dolly's friend TCFTBL. She said " Lets go Playboy" and she gave me a Kiss and took me home on her Harley Davidson.
The End
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