"Dear Sir:
I am interested in only your rug mentioned in your ad.
Unlike the actual game itself, with your rug I will never have to worry about any future availability of replacement parts, a warranty guarantee which may (or may not) become void once the OEM (may or may not) go out of business, and the added drudgery which will surely come from having to perform future code updates.
Your rug would not only tie the room together, as noted by others, but it has just one job to do - and frankly, it does it well.
PS: For my $49,995, please also include your shipping box (folded flat).
PPS: White-glove shipping appreciated.
Thank you."