Enjoy the water shortages and inevitable rolling brown outs when there isn’t enough water to keep hydroelectric plants at full capacity.

Go be a d!ck somewhere else.

To say that $80/day for eight uninterrupted hours of playing pinball - working pinballs, mind you - in a clean, meticulously maintained environment is a "No way, Jose!" transaction, says that you are one of four things:

1. A troll
2. A cheap fool
3. Stuck in a timewarp from 1983 where pinball was 3 games for $1.00.
4. All of the above.

There is no other opportunity to play the breadth and depth of pinball machines afforded to attendees of the VFW.