Okay I found that skit...very funny.

I think considering the ticket price increase this year, if you are asking everyone attending to now compromise and have only half of the playing time then it would seem fair to lower the entrance fee at the door a bit.

Left wing freak shows are welcome

With all the crop dusting going on during previous shows I’m surprised face masks weren’t a thing already back then. Maybe requiring proof you haven’t eaten beans or cabbage recently would help.