Quoted from DeathHimself:
I was just informed my game will be delayed a little, bummer. So temporarily can we stop posting how good the game is and post why it sucks so I can at least feel good in the meantime
My premium was out for delivery yesterday but I decided that this game sucks so bad that I highjacked the truck, drove it to Gary's house, drank a quart of malt liquor and crapped all over the playfield.
Left it in his driveway next to his Fiat. bedtime