I almost want to do this but I'd put my own spin on it
"Finance" 6 NIB games @ 0% for 6 months
Picture this... Semi truck rolls up, wife sees 6 NIB pins, she checks Mint & sees just 1 transaction for $7,499 & then congratulates me on the fantastic price I negotiated.
Little does she know 30 days later another $7,499 hits but since no semi truck shows up she never logs in to check... until the next 6 game event lol.