OK, I'll come clean. A buddy was over and we were having beers. I took my moat out earlier in the day to fix a crack (again!) Through all the beer, somehow this became funny. I didn't mean to take advantage of anybody's good nature and I apologize.
The super cool thing is, guys jumped right in to help. Especially Lloyd who is akways there for us. I actually do need a new moat, so I appreciate the links.
The second cool thing is that some of you guys saw through it and cut right back to me with your green fluid jokes. That was awesome.
Again, I apologize and will be sure to not let the beer talk in the future! I love this community and hope you guys can take a little laugh as intended.
Now, got to get all this motor fluid outta my machine.... Again, good one.