Step into my lab?

I spent 30 years writing software for the nefarious likes of insurance companies until I retired.  Now I do something that actually makes people happy: pinball.

I've built preposterous things like a fusion reactor, a robotic fortune teller, and a robot that poops.

I'm one shake awkward, two shakes nerd, and three shakes salt, because you need to keep your electrolytes up and all that.

Anyway, my first pin was maintaining my idiot roommate's brand new TAF in '93, followed by a 22-year hiatus, followed by this, up to my neck in games.

Nice to meet you!