PorkChop Pinball

By PorkChopExpress

May 14, 2014


7 years ago

I don't like Pinball, I love it! I leave credits in machines for new people to play. What else is there to say.......

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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Comments

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

6 years ago

Hey Buddy - This is mark that met you at Southern Fried - you drove my truck... email me - mark@readretro.com want to see if you are coming out to year 2!

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