CaptainNeo's ratings
Pinsider CaptainNeo has rated 77 machines.
This page shows all all these ratings, and forms CaptainNeo's personal top 77.
Rating comments
Burlington, WI
3.698/10
10 months ago
Guns N' Roses (SE) Jersey Jack, 2020
lipstick on a pig. Looks great. But the rules destroy this game. Rules are cluttered, and the lighting is terrible. And they use the inserts for animated light shows, so you can't tell where you are suppose to shoot. WTF? really? programming 101.
8.896/10
10 months ago
Weird Al's Museum of Natural Hilarity Multimorphic, 2022
out of all the P3 games. This one feels and plays like a bally williams or sterns. Very pinball all around. Great game, and awesome addition to the p3 family.
8.700/10
10 months ago
The Big Lebowski Dutch Pinball, 2016
this game has come a long way. The early ones, played like crap and were plagued with problems. If you have one made after nov of 2021. It's a totally different experience. newer games play 1000x's better. Code has come a long way. It turned into a fantastic game.
9.820/10
2 years ago
Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast (Pro) Stern, 2018
this might be sterns best game they have ever made.
4.288/10
2 years ago
Led Zeppelin (Pro) Stern, 2020
Wanted this game to be awesome. It wasn't. Far from it.
1.210/10
6 years ago
The X Files Sega, 1997
This is also a shitfest, almost up to par with street fighter 2. Talking about putting someone to sleep while you play. This game can make that happen. I have never had such an uneventful pinball experience than the first time I played this pile-o-shit. I paid to play at a bar. It was sooo boring, I almost walked away before even finishing my game. Luckily, a speck of hope for some fun....glimmered in, when a bulb, managed to work it's way out and roll upon the playfield. Now I had something fun to shoot for, hoping to wedge it in something to bring the game down, so nobody else had to pay for such an awful experience. Trying to hit that loose bulb in something good, was more fun than what the entire game had to offer.
9.521/10
6 years ago
Alien Poker Williams, 1980
This game is a blast. Awesome risk reward rules. Give it scissor flippers, and it makes it even better.
1.600/10
6 years ago
Street Fighter II Gottlieb, 1993
Worst WORST WORST DMD ever made. Someone has to be at the bottom. and SF2 has fully earned it with flying colors. Someone really shite the bed on this one.
3.505/10
7 years ago
New Star's Phoenix Zaccaria, 1987
this is the only game by zaccaria that has multiball. But the layout was rushed, and it's a clunkfest. Nothing is smooth. Plays like complete ass.
9.140/10
7 years ago
Indianapolis 500 Bally, 1995
this game is a lot deeper than it initially looks. Keeping it setup faster than most games, it really helps with the theme of the game and seems to play better faster. Very punishing for missing shots and a lot of variety. Not a fan of the theme, but holy crap is this game fun.
8.248/10
8 years ago
Torpedo Alley Data East, 1988
The cheezy backglass makes people stay away from it, but turned out to be a lot of fun to play. Great game all around.
6.806/10
8 years ago
Miss World Geiger, 1982
I have this game. It is a conversion of the bally Kiss. The artwork makes it much more appealing. Love the heavy metal type artwork. Fantastic art package.
Only 5 miss worlds are known to exist. Started out as 150 to be made, but there were errors in the playfield routering. Which made the whole project get thrown in the trash. very rare but nice eye candy.
Only 5 miss worlds are known to exist. Started out as 150 to be made, but there were errors in the playfield routering. Which made the whole project get thrown in the trash. very rare but nice eye candy.
7.912/10
8 years ago
Spooky Zaccaria, 1987
I love the looks and sounds to this game. Wish the rules would have been finished. You can tell there are things that were ment to do something else, but didn't have the time put into them, since it's basically the last zaccaria made. If I had the ability to finish the code I would. But looks like it will be to time consuming for me to make it happen.
9.208/10
8 years ago
Robot Zaccaria, 1985
I love robot. Unique robot head toys. Great layout. Overall just fun. Only second to Zankor.
9.476/10
8 years ago
Zankor Zaccaria, 1986
zankor was surprisingly fun. Only reason I bought one, was because i'm getting a full set of Gen2 zacs for my collection. But this game blew my doors off. Unique and complex rules, with a ton of things going on the playfield. One of the best Zacs i've ever played, and I love almost all zacs.
2.296/10
11 years ago
X-Men (Pro) Stern, 2012
Game was all around terrible. Had the LE, and couldn't sell it fast enough.
4.531/10
11 years ago
Safe Cracker Bally, 1996
fun once in awhile, but way to easy once you know the trick. Only game i've ever played, where you can get to the ending every single time you play it, not matter where you see it. Wayyy to easy for any staying power in my collection. When you can play for 2 1/2 hours on .50 . it's gimped.
7.434/10
11 years ago
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Stern, 2003
way better than T2. Ramps are smooth like butter. Never played a game with metal ramps that feel this smooth.
4.056/10
11 years ago
Black Rose Bally, 1992
this game looks way better than it actually is. Owned one, wanted to like it. Loved the looks, clunky terrible player.
8.176/10
11 years ago
Pinball Magic Capcom, 1995
Love pinball magic. Best of the magic themed games out there. Blows the doors off of theater of magic.
5.256/10
11 years ago
Theatre of Magic Bally, 1995
This game looks fantastic, and has one of the best looking cabinets around. But the gameplay falls very flat. Very uneventful all around and gets old fast. Unfortunate too, since it looks so damn nice.
8.696/10
11 years ago
Transformers (LE) Stern, 2011
the more I play this game, the better it gets. I liked it on route and like it even more in the house. Glad I have one.
7.952/10
11 years ago
Baywatch Sega, 1995
great game..crappy theme. If this was a halfways decent theme, it would be a top ranked game.
7.966/10
11 years ago
Starship Troopers Sega, 1997
once you change the sound system and add lots more bass. This game is way more enjoyable.
8.371/10
11 years ago
Phantom of the Opera Data East, 1990
Awesome game if you have a larger collection. It's very unique, and something good to have when your in the mood for a lighter ruleset game. Fantastic art package.
5.662/10
11 years ago
Cactus Canyon Bally, 1998
it' an ok game. If it would have been finished, it would have been better. Ok for what it is. Definitely not worth the money. Wouldn't stay long in my collection.
9.588/10
11 years ago
The Shadow Bally, 1994
liked the movie, love the game. So much going on. Very difficult game. Definitely a players game.
7.921/10
11 years ago
Star Wars Data East, 1992
this game is very fun and awesome for new pinball people. Once you figure out its' a one shot game, it loses it's support in your collection. Still the best out of all the star wars games out there.
2.661/10
11 years ago
Black Knight Williams, 1980
so damn annoying to listen to. Can't stand it. Want to kick it down a flight of stairs every time. If your soundboard is broken on this game, do yourself a favor and never ever fix it. EVER!
3.372/10
11 years ago
Spider-Man Stern, 2007
fan pattern...yawn...boring. Overall. Boring. Sick of cookie cutter fan patterns.
9.740/10
11 years ago
Swords of Fury Williams, 1988
awesome game. Love this game. So unique. Love the battle of the drop targets. Fun fun fun..
9.700/10
11 years ago
Stargate Gottlieb, 1995
this game is so deep and complex. 3 endings. It's basically 2 games in 1. it's like taking CV and TAF and combining them in one game. Phenomenal game overall.
9.760/10
11 years ago
Twilight Zone Bally, 1993
this game is loaded with awesome toys. Phenomenal theme to boot. So much packed into this game. Blows the doors off 99.8% of all games out there.
9.170/10
11 years ago
Revenge From Mars Bally, 1999
pinball 2000 is the best TOY ever. It was the next level in pinball. This game has way more going for it than AFM does any day.
7.129/10
11 years ago
Batman (The Dark Knight) Stern, 2008
this is a good game overall. One of my favorites from the newer sterns. It's still no LOTR's but it's good.
3.818/10
11 years ago
Fish Tales Williams, 1992
terrible theme, terrible music, terrible layout. Aweful game. Only reason people give it a chance is because it says bally williams on the backglass. If this game said gottlieb on it, you guys would rank it up there with waterworld.
9.332/10
11 years ago
Guns N' Roses Data East, 1994
one of the best rock themed pins. Has tons of stuff going for it. Awesome game all around.
5.099/10
11 years ago
Creature from the Black Lagoon Bally, 1992
game is too dark, and visibility is limited. rules are not the best.
8.924/10
11 years ago
The Addams Family Bally, 1992
if it wasn't for this game, I wouldn't even be playing pinball now. Even tho I hated it when I first played it back in the day. It was so harsh, you didn't feel you got your money's worth, because game times were so short.
5.718/10
11 years ago
Monster Bash Williams, 1998
games natural lighting is dark and terrible. The new ones made are even worse with color GI's. Has some cute jokes, but same game as AFM, MM, AP and games like that.
9.292/10
11 years ago
Tales of the Arabian Nights Williams, 1996
probably the best looking machine ever made.
8.961/10
11 years ago
Lord of the Rings Stern, 2003
This game is pure awesome. Playfield layout kinda sucks because of the boring fan pattern, but the rules and theme more than make up for it. One of the best rules sets in pinball ever!
2.954/10
11 years ago
Attack from Mars Bally, 1995
Talk about your econo game, this is it. Bally williams just threw together some parts they had laying around, left 80% of the playfield empty, and put it out to the public. This is the NBA game for bally williams. Talk about having nothing on it. Econopin attack!
5.219/10
11 years ago
Medieval Madness Williams, 1997
This game is ok at best. The playfield layout is the boring fan pattern. Too many games with the same pattern. Rules are too simple and not enough to this title. Great theme and some humor is all this game has going for it. The humor gets old quickly. Not a keeper in my collection.
