What verbal sound bytes from pinball do you think just suck?

My vote goes for "Ba Ba Bum Bum, TRON!" from Stern's Tron pinball. The game seemed okay when Stern were releasing photos and preview stuff, but when I hit that start button and hear that quote, I just lose any respect for that pinball machine.

The movie was good, the pinball was acceptable, until Stern used the most embarrassingly bad quote I have ever heard.

Ba Ba Bum Bum FAILURE! ;D

"What Leo wants, Leo gets," from LW3.

Anything from WWF.

kwiKimart said:

"What Leo wants, Leo gets," from LW3.

Plus 1 on this. Bad idea. Funny in the movie, annoying as hell on the pin.

anything that Dr dude says

Hello, I am amy.....Congo

SealClubber said:

Anything from WWF.

I love my WWF, hate the real thing but laugh at them in the game.

OKOKOKOKOK on LW3 does get old, does not fit the play, just noise.

ME GORGAR....BEAT ME!

Q, we don't have time for your games

ugggh stupid RIKER! +1 on

Johnny said:

Q, we don't have time for your games

"Lionman" from Swords of Fury. It's the same fact that it says it so often...

street fighter 11 "shoot the flipper" glad I don't own that one lol

"plunge the ball and use your flippers!"
"Hey, you've got the Force, too!"
"yoosa gofa extra ball!!"

Also, the thing it says on Rescue 911 when it wants you to buy in. Something like "Hello 911? We need more money!"

It doesn't annoy me much but my wife hates the end of Pinball Magic.
"Well, that's showbiz!"

On Indy 500 when playing a particularly bad game:

"we haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet from this driver, Paul"

- "he may not even now that upper flipper's there"

Aaaargh, annoying!

"Hey turkey."

robin said:

On Indy 500 when playing a particularly bad game:

"we haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet from this driver, Paul"

- "he may not even now that upper flipper's there"

Aaaargh, annoying!

Haha, I love this one. I like when a pin can bust your balls a little bit.

Natetheviking said:

"plunge the ball and use your flippers!"
"Hey, you've got the Force, too!"
"yoosa gofa extra ball!!"

You forgot, "That so wizard!"

Yeah, most of the quotes from that game are really annoying.

"If you would of hit the ball on the proper trajectory you would of been rewarded" Data

I was told one to many times to " Shoot the pyramid" on Stargate. It had to go and never come back.

'Shoot here...and here...'

guymontag451 said:

Haha, I love this one. I like when a pin can bust your balls a little bit.

It IS funny the first dozen times, but after a while...

I find it especially annoying when I've hit the turbo shot, but the ball bounced out.

ryanleblanc said:

Ba Ba Bum Bum, TRON

funny you say that..i actually loved that movie voice over...too bad they cut it out in the latest version...1.5. iguess too many people disliked it...i love it. hate me or love me.

forgot to add my pin voice over i dislike;

Stern 24..."THIS IS CLOE O'BRIEN"

she only says that 100 times a game i swear.

ianwho said:

I was told one to many times to " Shoot the pyramid" on Stargate. It had to go and never come back.

That does get pretty old but "shoot the ball carefully" is more annoying to me. Not enough for me to get rid of such a great game though.

It's not an audio quote, but one of the silliest things I've ever seen on a pinball machine was on the original Williams Indiana Jones pin, where one of the random awards you could win was:

"Eternal Life for 30 seconds"

Kinda like The Lone Rangers.

Anytime Chloe Obrien from 24 speaks like when she yells JACKPOT or HURRY UP JACK OR HEY CAN SOMEONE GET THAT

"I have to go to the restroom!"

~Bone Busters

"Size does matter" from Sega Godzilla

SealClubber said:

Anything from WWF.

Agreed I used to own a WWF and the sound bites about wore me down

"The journey is the reward"

Any quote from the X-files pin.

I hate, hate, hate the sound in Rollercoast Tycoon. Every time it tells me to ride the Flying Turns, I hear "flying turd."

Maria on Wheel of Fortune-sounds like she is having an orgasm on every call out.

Classic: Star Trek Next Generation -Captain Picard cutting off Data when he speaks..Thank you Data.

I'm making a long distance phone call on JM. You have to hear it waaay to many time a game.

Crash said:

"I have to go to the restroom!"
~Bone Busters

I'll one up ya...

"Have ya heard about the traveling salesman?"

LOL one of my favorite games has the most annoying quote in it

Super Mario Bros.

Princess peach you are whinny jeez "The bumpers Mario the bumpers" wait 3 secs and repeat.

CSI is one of my favorite pins, but a few of the quotes are awful. Fortunately none of them are repeated very much. I think one of them is "there appears to be some blood on the ball". Every time I hear that, I think of someone jumping a chain-link fence and not clearing it. The other cringe-worthy one is "shoot the ball-istics lab". Please pinball folks, go easy on the puns!

OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

not even close.

Everything Beast says in X-Men.

Year later, still stuck on my original decision.

Natetheviking said:

"plunge the ball and use your flippers!"
"Hey, you've got the Force, too!"
"yoosa gofa extra ball!!"

Winner

Rarehero said:

Everything Beast says in X-Men.

Nah, beast is funny. Storm on the other hand...wow that is bad stuff.

TigerLaw25 said:

Nah, beast is funny. Storm on the other hand...wow that is bad stuff.

Only thing funny about Beast is that someone called him an actor and paid him.

Anything from Family Guy.

Rarehero said:

Only thing funny about Beast is that someone called him an actor and paid him.

If you listen closely I think he sounds like gary stern.

PT said:

Anything from Family Guy.

You are the first person I have seen not like Family Guy quotes. That game is loaded with awesome quotes! Some of the best quotes in all of pinball in my view.

PT said:

Anything from Family Guy.

Please move to best quotes thread.

"Man finds extra ball....can't handle it"

Actually Chloe in 24's probably the worst. "jack....pot?"

TigerLaw25 said:

If you listen closely I think he sounds like gary stern.

If Beast was Gary Stern he'd say "The ball is wild! Like me! Growl!!!!"