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NAVL delivered a game and one of the delivery guys took a....

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10 years ago


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    #1 10 years ago

    DUMP !

    And trust me I selected the above word purposefully. I wasn't a 'tinkle', 'pee', 'poop' or even a 'shit' - this guy destroyed my entire first floor. He had this pained look in his eye when he asked if I had a restroom. I was going to say 'Nope, no bathrooms, I hold it, try it'... But of course I said 'over there' and hung my head knowing what was in store for me. The guy didn't say thanks and ran out like lightning when he was done. Nice way to ruin the delivery of a new machine. Do you let the delivery guys do thier business or are you heartless ? I for one am going to have to rethink this one.

    Then my dog peed on the rug in the mud room I had him locked in so he wasn't in the way, cleaned that up, then he took a dump too. Anyone else want to come over and join in ? Jesus Christ !

    Hope my pain brought you a little smirk this morning...

    Joe Newhart
    PinballSTAR Amusements
    Authorized Distributor for Jersey Jack Pinball, Planetary Pinball, Spooky Pinball, and Virtuapin
    [email protected]
    570-357-0042

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    #2 10 years ago

    Lol! What a shitty situation

    #3 10 years ago

    LMAO! Haven't you ever had a "code red" Joe? You can't let the poor guy take a dump in his pants. You did the right thing, no telling what he would have done to your pin next time he made a delivery.

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    #4 10 years ago
    Quoted from PinballSTAR:

    He had this pained look in his eye when he asked if I had a restroom.

    Cmon man, weve all been here, sometimes too many late night burritoes and that extra cup of coffee sneaks up on you.

    Us men should ban together for the tolerance of large dumping, but you know, he could at least have cracked the window and shut the door quickly behind as he exited said dumping grounds.

    #5 10 years ago

    Better than accidentally dumping a pin off the back of the truck!

    #6 10 years ago

    Damn if I knew that last weekend when I dropped by I might have taken advantage too!

    #7 10 years ago

    Team GRC should plan another visit with some well thought out overeating the prior evening. Then we can conga-line it upon arrival! Surprised you failed to share the most interesting part. What machine arrived???

    #8 10 years ago

    This is part of NAVL's "white glove service"

    #9 10 years ago
    Quoted from Concretehardt:

    This is part of NAVL's "brown glove service"

    Fixed it for you!

    #11 10 years ago

    Here you go….

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    #12 10 years ago

    More like the "Brown Glove Service" -- The whole situation just "Stinks"!!

    #13 10 years ago

    You would think he could to do at least one courtesy flush while making a "delivery"
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    #14 10 years ago

    Dems right dare be "basement only" toilet business in my house.

    #15 10 years ago

    Code brown! I think Malcolm said it best when he said "when you gotta go you gotta go!"

    Edit:
    I gave you a thumbs up because someone w/o a profile photo gave you a thumbs down.

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    #16 10 years ago
    Quoted from Concretehardt:

    You would think he could to do at least one courtesy flush while making a "delivery"

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    Never did understand the concept of this action. The crap is already out and under the water, unless you got some floaters. Flushing doesn't change the shitty, stinking air.

    If courtesy flushes really worked, a bathroom would never stink.

    Was the paint peeling off the walls when he left?

    #17 10 years ago

    Joe, we need pics or it didn't happen!

    Brad

    #18 10 years ago

    On the bright side at least your machine didn't get damaged.

    #19 10 years ago

    Better to dump in the bathroom than let loose in your driveway, I suppose.

    #20 10 years ago

    Why don't these guys take care of their business prior to a delivery?

    Find a McDonald's, gas station, etc.

    #21 10 years ago
    Quoted from Mike_J:

    Why don't these guys take care of their business prior to a delivery?
    Find a McDonald's, gas station, etc.

    That is what I always want to ask---"Hey, didn't you guys pass by a few public toilets on the way here?" Next time--I'm asking...

    #22 10 years ago

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    #23 10 years ago
    Quoted from EMsInKC:

    Never did understand the concept of this action. The crap is already out and under the water, unless you got some floaters. Flushing doesn't change the shitty, stinking air.
    If courtesy flushes really worked, a bathroom would never stink.
    Was the paint peeling off the walls when he left?

    I don't understand the science behind the courtesy flush but it works! (proven technology)

    #24 10 years ago

    Then my dog peed on the rug in the mud room I had him locked in so he wasn't in the way, cleaned that up, then he took a dump too. Anyone else want to come over and join in ? Jesus Christ !
    Hope my pain brought you a little smirk this morning...
    Joe Newhart

    Mission accomplished Joe!!

    #25 10 years ago

    Sounds like you worked it out of the guy. Just turn the fans on, and go play some pin.

    #26 10 years ago

    There are different kinds of poop and courtesy flushes do not work for all.

    Ghost Poopie
    The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

    Clean Poopie
    The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    Wet Poopie
    The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

    Second Wave Poopie
    The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

    Turtle Poopie
    The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

    Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    Lincoln Log Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

    Gas-sy Poopie
    The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

    Drinker Poopie
    The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    Corn Poopie
    (Self explanatory)

    Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
    The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

    Spinal Tap Poopie
    That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

    Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

    Liquid Poopie
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

    Mexican Poopie
    The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

    Upper Class Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

    The Suprise Poopie
    You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

    The Dangling Poopie
    This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    #27 10 years ago

    This thread stinks!

    #28 10 years ago
    Quoted from rx3:

    There are different kinds of poop and courtesy flushes do not work for all.
    Ghost PoopieThe kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
    Clean PoopieThe kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
    Wet PoopieThe kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.
    Second Wave PoopieThe kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
    Turtle PoopieThe kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out
    Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-PoopieThe kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
    Lincoln Log PoopieThe kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
    Gas-sy PoopieThe kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!
    Drinker PoopieThe kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
    Corn Poopie(Self explanatory)
    Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop PoopieThe kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.
    Spinal Tap PoopieThat's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.
    Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.
    Liquid PoopieThe kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.
    Mexican PoopieThe kind that smells so bad your nose burns.
    Upper Class PoopieThe kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.
    The Suprise PoopieYou are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!
    The Dangling PoopieThis Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    This is generally referred to as "The Shit List."

    #29 10 years ago
    Quoted from EMsInKC:

    This is generally referred to as "The Shit List."

    Ya, it was a cut and paste job. I'm nowhere near that clever

    #30 10 years ago

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    #31 10 years ago

    wtf is that from? I need to see the source!

    #32 10 years ago
    Quoted from Syco54645:

    wtf is that from? I need to see the source!

    That's from "Trainspotting"

    Great movie if you haven't seen it.

    #33 10 years ago

    Sounds like you need to buy some Poo pourri..

    #34 10 years ago
    Quoted from PinballSTAR:

    DUMP !
    And trust me I selected the above word purposefully. I wasn't a 'tinkle', 'pee', 'poop' or even a 'shit' - this guy destroyed my entire first floor. He had this pained look in his eye when he asked if I had a restroom. I was going to say 'Nope, no bathrooms, I hold it, try it'... But of course I said 'over there' and hung my head knowing what was in store for me. The guy didn't say thanks and ran out like lightning when he was done. Nice way to ruin the delivery of a new machine. Do you let the delivery guys do thier business or are you heartless ? I for one am going to have to rethink this one.
    Then my dog peed on the rug in the mud room I had him locked in so he wasn't in the way, cleaned that up, then he took a dump too. Anyone else want to come over and join in ? Jesus Christ !
    Hope my pain brought you a little smirk this morning...
    Joe Newhart
    PinballSTAR Amusements
    Authorized Distributor for Jersey Jack Pinball, Planetary Pinball, Spooky Pinball, and Virtuapin
    [email protected]
    570-357-0042

    NO way - use the gas station down the block - "its out of order" sorry

    #35 10 years ago
    Quoted from Underspin:

    That's from "Trainspotting"
    Great movie if you haven't seen it.

    I thought I had in college. Maybe not... Thanks!

    #36 10 years ago

    Hey, Im a used car dealer and I was busy selling a car and I walked back in the office and a woman came out gagging asking if I had some air freshener. I went inside to practically throw up. This huge, fat, nasty woman who cold barely speak complete sentences had gone into my bathroom and took a dump. It smelled so bad I think a open septic system with a dead body in it would have smelled better. Fabreeze wasn't going to hide the smell, you know what Im sayin and poopourri wouldn't have kept that stink from escaping either. I told her to leave and I lost the sale because the other people left. From then on I had no public restroom.

    #37 10 years ago
    Quoted from jellikit:

    Joe, we need pics or it didn't happen!
    Brad

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    #38 10 years ago
    Quoted from Gerry:

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    This is a thread for that guy who eats Poop.....LOL

    #39 10 years ago

    Why would this ruin a new pin purchase, Op you sound like a lame ass. Makes no sense to post this. I could see if he shit all over the floor in front of you, But he went to the bath room. No one even cares about the game that was delivered

    #40 10 years ago

    Be Positive about this experience. If you ever become a Caregiver for a member of your family who is incontinent like I did for a number of years this is almost a daily event. I am the master of changing sheets 3 times a day and mopping the piss + shit off the floors every few hours. Your lucky he didn't relieve himself all over your furniture/pillows and down the heat vents..now that's a challenge to clean up. What a wuss!! JK

    #41 10 years ago
    Quoted from Brtlkat:

    Why would this ruin a new pin purchase, Op you sound like a lame ass. Makes no sense to post this. I could see if he shit all over the floor in front of you, But he went to the bath room. No one even cares about the game that was delivered

    It makes no sense to put "no shipping" in a for sale ad either, when really, shipping is ok ....

    #42 10 years ago

    I'd be terrified that the guy was coming down with a gastrointestinal virus. Better clean that bathroom real good before you use it! (Or am I the only one paranoid about these things?)

    #43 10 years ago
    Quoted from Underspin:

    That's from "Trainspotting"
    Great movie if you haven't seen it.

    BEST TOILET MELTDOWN SCENE... street trash circa 1986 or so

    Best B movie ever!!!

    youtube has the clip but there are so many scenes that are worth of quotes or captures its OFF THE HOOK!

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    #44 10 years ago
    Quoted from canea:

    I'd be terrified that the guy was coming down with a gastrointestinal virus. Better clean that bathroom real good before you use it! (Or am I the only one paranoid about these things?)

    GI VIRUS????? yep - clip too long to post as attachment - but head to youtube to check it out.. DO NOT VIEW AT DINNER TIME

    street trash wins again!

    HA

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    #45 10 years ago

    This right here is probably my worst fear at a pinball gathering. I'll be "that guy" that goes and lays the worst dump of my entire life in someones basement bathroom and end up stinking the entire gameroom out.

    #46 10 years ago
    Quoted from Wolfmarsh:

    This right here is probably my worst fear at a pinball gathering. I'll be "that guy" that goes and lays the worst dump of my entire life in someones basement bathroom and end up stinking the entire gameroom out.

    The "Fear" factor plays into having gastrointestinal issues and making it more likely you will have a problem. If somebody is THAT paranoid they should use Metamucil the day before OR use an Enema a few hours before leaving the house. Then you will be worry and shit free!!

    #47 10 years ago

    Wow! That really is shitty! Well, don't get down in the dumps about it. Enjoy your game! Hope you have a well ventilated first floor.

    #48 10 years ago
    Quoted from PinballSTAR:

    Do you let the delivery guys do thier business or are you heartless ?

    I'm Heartless !!! Yes i have 2 Restroom's , but you Never know if someone has a Virus .. I have 2 small girl's and i Don't want them No More sicker than they Already get ...

    There's a Port-a-john down the Street ..

    but in All Respect , The NAVL guys know me Personally , the same 4 guys have been to my Pad to pick up pins a Dozen tymes ... Just cut the Fan on and raise the Window .

    #49 10 years ago

    Well to sum it up:
    1. NAVL dude takes an emergency 10-200 in your shitter
    2. Your pin arrived in one piece (no damage)

    I guess it goes without saying that.... Your both relieved

    #50 10 years ago

    It would have been funny to watch the guy shit his pants when he picked up the machine.

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