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GD Girlfriend spilled a skinny girl martini down my restored TAF. WTF!



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    PinBill

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    1 year ago | # !! © |

    she put in on the glass and it spilled all down the glass, in the cab and on the side of the cab. it was only a few seconds before i looked over and saw her frantically trying to clean it off. i looks to be okay for now. just a few spots and wet foam under the lockdown bar.
    why are women so careless. i don't see her spilling drinks in her f'ing beloved shoes!!!


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Trade it in for a younger model.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Ohhh no man. Can a martini fit in a pin gulp?


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    1 year ago | # !! © |

    You should have punched her in the face!! Just Kidding. No but really.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    It finishes the martini first, or else it gets the hose again.

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    1 year ago | # !! © |

    I was a bartender and I've never heard of a Skinny Girl martini. If there was vermouth in it that can make a sticky mess. I'm not sure whats in a skinny girl martini but it sure sounds sweet and sticky.

    Lick the glass...tell me what it tastes like?


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Oh man.. hopefully she isn't offended when you put up a sign (no drinks on glass unless it's in a sippy cup)


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Thing should have cleaned it


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    If you don't have Pingulps it's your own damn fault.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Holy crap Gerry


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    PinBill said:

    i don't see her spilling drinks in her f'ing beloved shoes!!!

    rofl


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    wesperron said:

    I was a bartender and I've never heard of a Skinny Girl martini. If there was vermouth in it that can make a sticky mess. I'm not sure whats in a skinny girl martini but it sure sounds sweet and sticky.

    Skinny Girl Martini part of the "Skinny Girl" line of drinks created by Bethenny Frankel from the reality TV show, Real Housewives of NYC. It's supposed to have less calories.


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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    Gerry said:

    KIL HER! or give her anal against her will..which ever makes YOU happier... [:)]

    you got 11 tilts from this comment. i think it's cause you spelled Kill wrong and "whichever" is one word. Those grammar guys are fucking jerks.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Sorry for your loss, I hope the new girlfriend is better looking and knows how to drink appropriately.


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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    PinBill said:

    Gerry said:KIL HER! or give her anal against her will..which ever makes YOU happier... [:)]
    you got 11 tilts from this comment. i think it's cause you spelled Kill wrong and "whichever" is one word. Those grammar guys are fucking jerks.

    Lmmfao!


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    I want to see a pic of this "girlfriend" as I dont believe she really exists.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Yeah, a pic would help determine the level of discipline required BTW, I have a "no drinks around the pins" policy and it works very well.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Sorry, DP.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Those machines were meant for that to happen, to a certain extent. That's why even in a home environment, the beer seal is important to replace if missing.

    But, yes, you should not put a drink on a pinball machine.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    TheNoTrashCougar said:

    But, yes, you should not put a drink on a pinball machine.

    GoneFishinLvMsg said:

    If you don't have Pingulps it's your own damn fault.

    I agree with GoneFishin (again) that pingulps are a worthy investment. Pinball Life has them for $10 http://www.pinballlife.com/index.php?p=catalog&parent=204&pg=1
    They look great & hold all sorts of different sized containers (cans, coffee mugs, bottles…) Also very nice to hold repair components while doing maintenance. Did I mention they only cost $10!!


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    Scuba_Steve said:

    I want to see a pic of this "girlfriend" as I dont believe she really exists.

    she lives in canada. she's a model. you probably won't get to meet her cuz she so busy, ya know, doing modeling stuff..


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    *sigh* Girls and martini's...
    That's as far as I got in reading your post. All is good and forgivable after that.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Pics?


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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    wesperron said:

    I was a bartender and I've never heard of a Skinny Girl martini. If there was vermouth in it that can make a sticky mess. I'm not sure whats in a skinny girl martini but it sure sounds sweet and sticky.
    Lick the glass...tell me what it tastes like?

    Skinnygirl is a set of pre-mixed "low calorie" booze targeted at chicks.

    It's made by this nasty bitch Bethany Frankel.. She has a TV show my wife watches.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    chit happens, not that big of a deal in the long run


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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    Gerry said:

    ........or give her anal against her will..which ever makes YOU happier...

    do iiiiiiiiiiiiit!

    damn if we agree with you we get a tilt........ tilt away boys


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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    beatmaster said:

    damn if we agree with you we get a tilt........ tilt away boys

    It's not about agreeing with him, it's about quoting vulgarity. I'm no prude, but there needs to be a line.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    PinBill said:

    she put in on the glass and it spilled all down the glass, in the cab and on the side of the cab. it was only a few seconds before i looked over and saw her frantically trying to clean it off. i looks to be okay for now. just a few spots and wet foam under the lockdown bar.
    why are women so careless. i don't see her spilling drinks in her f'ing beloved shoes!!!

    At least she was making an attempt to clean it up, rather then trying to hide it. For you to post this about her must mean you really dont love her! Would you post this up if one of your kids spilt a drink? Spills happen, what do think a "Beer seal" is for. This is why no one have drinks around around pins you obviously never laid down that rule. That is the #1 rule here, no drinks on the glass of my pin. I'am sure it everyones #1 rule in there gamerooms too.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Never thought I'd see the day that rape would be advocated on the Pinside forums...


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    jarjarisgod said:

    Never thought I'd see the day that rape would be advocated on the Pinside forums...

    Have you seen some of the people at the pin shows?


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    No need to go all smeagle on her. Accidents happen.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    NO drinks in the Pin Room! Make Sign. Nuff Said!

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    1 year ago | # !! © |
    the_pin_family said:

    Have you seen some of the people at the pin shows?

    You make a good (albeit sad) point.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    jarjarisgod said:

    Never thought I'd see the day that rape would be advocated on the Pinside forums...

    Time to delete this thread? Worst for ages....


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Ok - let me put up a disclaimer so no one gets their feelings hurt - I am not judging ANYONE here with what I am about to type.

    I do not understand why some people do not just invest in Pingulps. As pinball owners, we pee pee our money away to every single last lil' area of these machines - LEDs, Cliffys, new ramps, plastics, mods that cost hundreds of dollars each - yet we neglect two very vital areas: the manuals and a place for drinks to sit. I have 3 machines - none of which are over $2000, and I flat out made sure I had at least 1 pingulp ready to go. For anyone to have a restored TAF to play with no Pingulp on it = like a car without a seatbelt installed for the driver.

    For that drink to have spilled on TAF is a suck situation, but there is NO, zero, zilch, not one reason why a drink should go on top of a pinball's playfield glass. That drink could have gone on the floor, and this would have never happened.

    I just looked at the OP's collection - that is nearly a SOLID line of all A titles. 10 machines at $11 each = at most $125 with shipping for 10 Pingulps to be completely and totaly safe 1 for each machine - 2.5% of what a $5000 TAF would cost - and that's one of the ten titles listed. Bottom line: get the Pingulps.


    PinBill

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    the_pin_family said:

    Have you seen some of the people at the pin shows?

    I certainly wouldn't want to rape anyone i've seen at these pin shows.

    Jeff_PHX_AZ said:

    At least she was making an attempt to clean it up, rather then trying to hide it. For you to post this about her must mean you really dont love her! Would you post this up if one of your kids spilt a drink? Spills happen, what do think a "Beer seal" is for. This is why no one have drinks around around pins you obviously never laid down that rule. That is the #1 rule here, no drinks on the glass of my pin. I'am sure it everyones #1 rule in there gamerooms too.

    Of course i don't love her. she's just a girlfriend. and this thread was more for the humor of it until Gerry turned it into his anal rape fantasy.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    Gerry said:

    PinBill said:she put in on the glass and it spilled all down the glass, in the cab and on the side of the cab. it was only a few seconds before i looked over and saw her frantically trying to clean it off. i looks to be okay for now. just a few spots and wet foam under the lockdown bar.
    why are women so careless. i don't see her spilling drinks in her f'ing beloved shoes!!!
    KIL HER! or give her anal against her will..which ever makes YOU happier...

    You have lost it.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    When you put objects ahead of people life has lost its course.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    it's not easy to replace a mint TAF.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    Hwawonyu said:

    When you put people ahead of your objects life has lost its course.

    Surely, a typo.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    herg said:

    Surely, a typo.

    Freudian slip. I try to be a good person but thats what comes out ; )


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    The bottom line is...even WITH Pingulps, you still have people (sometimes tipsy people) around your Pins! The best way is not to have drinks around the machine. Drink...put down drink...go play Pinball...go back and drink some more....


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    I would rather have a drink spilled on my machine than put those god awfull ugly assed pingulp crap on my pin. Although I did get pissed when I caught a beer sitting on top of my PDI glass...


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    That too!


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    PinBill said:

    the_pin_family said:Have you seen some of the people at the pin shows?
    I certainly wouldn't want to rape anyone i've seen at these pin shows.
    Jeff_PHX_AZ said:At least she was making an attempt to clean it up, rather then trying to hide it. For you to post this about her must mean you really dont love her! Would you post this up if one of your kids spilt a drink? Spills happen, what do think a "Beer seal" is for. This is why no one have drinks around around pins you obviously never laid down that rule. That is the #1 rule here, no drinks on the glass of my pin. I'am sure it everyones #1 rule in there gamerooms too.
    Of course i don't love her. she's just a girlfriend. and this thread was more for the humor of it until Gerry turned it into his anal rape fantasy.

    We sir are on different pages. Lol. That's ok though we accept all kinds here.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    The "GD Girlfriend" in the post title threw me off. I'd spell it EX girlfriend under these circumstances.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    NewPinOwner said:

    As pinball owners, we pee pee our money away to every single last lil' area of these machines

    Pffft, speak for yourself. I do not do this.


    1 year ago | # !! © |
    PinBill said:

    it's not easy to replace a mint TAF.

    But, it is easy to clean up some alcohol and sugar that poured down the game.

    get over it, and next time have a place for drinks.


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    I was at the TPF waiting to play Craig Hassell's ridiculous TRON LE when some brainless dude sat his beer on the glass. I almost lost my mind I was so indignant at the wanton disrespect for such a jewel of a machine!


    1 year ago | # !! © |

    Pour some beer on her favorite shoes.



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