As you press the start button be careful, the sexy catcall whistle attracts a lot of attention. That is if the bar isn't too busy, the seductive sounds turn heads (unless it's the bar maid Who's heard it a couple thousand times).

I would go to the bar three blocks down the street from my college for lunch, stick in a buck or two and sometimes not make it back to class, racking up another highscore. "Now you're Playboy champion" she would say in her arousing voice as you would make it into the 'wizard mode' after collecting all twelve playmates. "Shoot everything, everything is lit" but thats the trap, if you don't really know how to play the Machine. Sure everything gives you points, but to really rack up high scores (that only get beat when someone resets the machine) is the secret that only true 'pinball wizards' learn from feeding their addiction obsessively.

This is the kind of game you wake up in the morning and realize that you've been playing it all night in your dreams. Then just try to stay in class all morning (well at least till 10:30 coffee break, because you know you could bribe the cook to let you in the back door before the bar opened).